I swear I wake up every morning waiting for the final domino to fall in this atrocious presidency. Then I call my senators (who don’t answer of course) sign 25 petitions that feel totally futile, and refresh my web pages incessantly until it’s time to drink myself into a stupor, fall asleep and do it all again the…

Hits ramp, freeze frame in mid air...

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

“Well, it’s in Hazzard, it’s in a hurry and it ain’t a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he’s probably up to no good. “

If we’re so tough on terrorism we should be tough on ALL terrorism.

I see you, too, subscribe to Obscure Sports Quarterly and watch ESPN The Ocho!

Taste the meat, not the heat!

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

Love the spin: “We were just practicing so we could weed out the problems.” Riiiiight.

👏this👏trick👏needs👏to👏nut👏up👏or👏shut👏up👏

Not a dictator, but maybe a dicktater.

Even IT cannot come to terms with a Trump presidency. It is just going to chill in space and wait the next 4 years out. Smart!

In case anyone was curious, and I wrote a long post about this yesterday, this action by the ICE is not an accident or a mistake or a one-shot deal. It was a test. Bannon is the giant-ass T. Rex at Jurassic Park, and he is sending his raptors out to systematically test the fences, one section at a time. Those…

Well the other argument is that she keeps spreading lies that people actually believe - like the article pointed out, Trumplings actually believe Bowling Green Massacre was a thing - which is scary. The more of this misinformation is out there, the more reality and lies will get so entangled that people won’t be able…

The judge denied his request to be sent to juvie.

Firm grip, two pumps, release.

I get why clickbait isn't acceptable to use for some sorts of criticisms, but how do you figure it's not acceptable to use in the case of a misleading headline designed to make people think that a fairly mundane article is not mundane? I take it to mean the same thing. You may not like that it carries with it a much…