Yay, another reboot where a guy will pretend to be another guy, and he'll say "Oh no, why did it have to be snakes" while winking directly into the camera and people will lose their shit and spend a billion dollars on it, creating a never ending vortex of suck from which no decent movie can possibly be made.

Okay, elevator pitch:

Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones. The man (and character) is an icon. Speilberg and Lucas have already proven they can't make these movies anymore. I say let the character go with grace into the night and develop new properties.

"Dark Noir"? How much more noir could it be? The answer is "None." None more noir.

"Starring Christian Bale as Steve Jobs and Samuel L. Jackson as Steve Wozniak..."

It isn't just the beard though, Woz has signature facial structure with his cheekbones, jawline and mouth.

Noah Wyle and Anthony Michael Hall again please! These two nailed it in Pirates of Silicon Valley.

Yeah, but it is real easy to learn to grow a beard with no electric razor.

Cool. Fun Fact: The south "pole" pictured is not the actual, geographic pole. It's a ceremonial pole for photo ops, conveniently placed near the toasty habitat. The actual pole is some distance away, and they move the marker all the time as the ice sheet slides around over the land underneath.

BRYAN CRANSTON: "And Juliette Binoche plays my wife, and I rewrote a lovemaking scene, and submitted that. You know, just back-story. Let's be as honest as we can. It didn't make it into the script, so then I suggested, 'You wanna' work on the scene outside of set?'"

I read, "a real science adventure thriller with an undersea component" and saw that Bay is on board, then immediately realized that Sealab 2021 had tons of explosions in it. Please?

This is what the side of the wall would look like if I did that...

I've given the matter a lot of thought, and I've decided that I want a new Ghostbusters movie. I am almost positive it will be bad, and I have no intention of seeing it, but I also know that they will market the ever-loving hell out of it. They may even market it hard enough to give me the one thing I want more than…

In Star Wars (a.k.a. A New Hope), 3P0 claims he and R2 were previously owned by Captain Antilles. Antilles is the captain of the rebel blockade runner (the Tantive IV) that gets captured at the beginning of that movie; Leia says that Obi-Wan fought beside her father (referring to Bail Organa) during the Clone Wars,…

A wing panel fell off in flight and they don't know why? The panel fell off during take off and they still continued on to Atlanta? Don't for a second believe them when they say that the passengers were not at risk. The wings are a 'somewhat' important part of any aircraft if you intend for that aircraft to fly. …

1) lizzie believes walkers are people.
2) everyone lizzie knows kills dozens of walkers without remorse.

I will go ahead and say it: SHIELD has done nothing that has warranted Coulson returning. He should have stayed dead.

I'm going to stick my feet in the ground. Dead characters should stay dead. Seriously. Quit digging up corpses people. They're dead. Leave dead things dead and in the ground. The fact you care so much about those dead fictional characters is because they're dead. If you make them alive again, their entire character…

that subway...