Such wide-set eyes, is it supposed to have fetal alcohol syndrome?

Ran in 2002 with my wife. 5 and a half hours. Had friends and family over to the apartment for a big pasta dinner. Kicked everyone out by 8. Didn't even shower - couldn't lift my legs over the edge of the tub. Couldn't sleep - my body was radiating with heat and my muscles were totally locked up. Luckily we had…

"Fuck you and your stupid fucking opinion. GM is the best and we prove it everyday. Your wife isn't really impressed with your deflating portfolio, as she whispered to me tenderly in the throes of passion. Is this what that's about? Well, take care of business at home and you won't have to worry about competitors…

I liked the brief moment when she smiled. The actress is absolutely gorgeous when she smiles.

I still dont know how anyone can say what Carol did was in any way correct.

Two wheels bad?

Low pressure for more grip yo! Though chariots are front legs drive. Interesting set up.

that's W-I-N-N-I-N-G in binary code

That's not how you paahk the caah.

So, he'll look like Batman?

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I'll see myself out....

Well I'll be damned, Garrison Keillor from Prairie Home Companion narrates these Honda ads.

It really doesn't matter where the contact occurs on that type of hit, it's all illegal when it's your girlfriend.

we are 0 for 2 with this woman

Can't say I'm surprised that this dude goes through a lot of Trojans.

We will have Gipsy 2.0 for sure. Second thing is you’re gonna see a merging of Kaiju and Jaeger. And that is quite special. We’ve drifted with a Kaiju brain. Well, then start riffing on that, and you’ll get to something.

The only thing that is going to make you a better runner is the grey matter between your ears. Without the motivation to become a better runner all the shoes and watches in the world won't get your ass off the couch. I usually run 4-5 days a week, 4-5 mile runs, but I haven't really improved in a long time, despite…

Man, that Miata's face is perfect.

He's right. Not about the sucking part but the reason why you always signal is because you may think no one's there, but they might be just in your blindspot and ninja-ing around to all the places you aren't looking as you check for other cars. I always signal, even when I am driving alone at 3 in the morning on a…