Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

If they qualify for the World Cup, the image of him suspended upside down in mid-air is going to be immortalized. And maybe filled with candy.

He also did Alan Rickman as Loki. The only thing that's wrong with it— it's way, way too short.

No attempt at humor here. Execute the son-of-a-bitch, no matter whose child it is.

Wait wait wait we're missing the real issue here. That kid is like 3 years old and is hitting a ball thrown to him, not using a tee. Kids can't do that shit at that age, am I wrong?

VOYAGER.

You're right, I am angry. This is past ridiculous. Not only are people dying but they are screwing up OUR world and all for the sake of pride. I realize honor is the priority in that culture, but its time someone kicked some ass.

I know this isn't funny, but your headline made me think of Zoolander.

I think Alabama would beat Georgia State 42-3 if they played. Alabama would basically shut it down in the second half, and Georgia State would kick an improbably long field goal to get some points. I'm just grasping at straws here.

If you're going to bash McDonald's, at least get it right. The pink slime is the Chicken McNuggets. And it's delicious when breaded and deep fried.

Lucky for me, I eat McDonalds Chicken Nuggets almost exclusively, and there is no chicken in that.

"Products are safe to consume if properly handled and fully cooked,"

LMFAO...but doesn't that mean the empire is just as easy to defeat?

No Jack Ryan in his best book (Red Storm Rising).

I like Benecardo Mantolbatch. The mix in the eyes of all of them are really telling.

Now I have an overwhelming desire for a hug. I'm going to email a link to this story to my office-mate and then stare at him until he figures it out.

Well look at you, Mister-I-Have-Something-To-Live-For-Other-Than-Intramural-Football-Glory, with your job and family and self-respect, aren't YOU fancy?