Yeah, let’s just wait until we can have a verifiable 0% false reporting rate and THEN we’ll start believing women.

Unlawful discharge of a loaded asshole.

This is the only correct comment to this post.

Yo, in America that’s what we call tradin’ a little paint, son.

Glad this still shows its face every now and again.

Came for this. Was not disappoint.

I always thought Clint and Natasha were on par with hand to hand combat styles? Just one of them preferred range and the other up close and personal.

Then how do you account for The Hulk?

Shit, man. The claw game at my supermarket only gives out stuffed animals. Lame.

Well considering the evangelicals voted for Trump, then, yes, as a whole they are total scumbags.

This. Anyone who thinks _this_ was the only way CHIP was to be funded is braindead. The Dems choked and instead of letting the GOP take the heat for the shutdown they swallowed the narrative hook, line, and sinker and just. fucking. caved.

Yo, the correct hill to die on is that-a-way.

A braided belt is the mom jeans of belts. Whenever I see a man wearing a braided belt I see a man who has just completely given up.

And it’s not as though cops and soldiers would be less shitty if the Punisher didn’t exist.

Jeezus fkn christ, I would have lost my shit if I overheard a parent making those kinds of comments about a child’s weight.

This guy sounds like a real piece of shit.

Well, I am working under the supposition the jolly fat man has solved the nasty radiation problem.

Because if Drew wants to teach his kids about the “true meaning of Christmas” he wouldn’t just shove them in a pew one night a year. Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Christ. But it’s not like Jesus was some dipshit who happened to be born on some special day; he lived a life to be learned from. He taught…

I’m going to throw my hat in the ring for Brian Setzer Orchestra “Dig That Crazy Christmas” for a good take on original secular Christmas songs. Some are covers, yes, but I find that Brian Setzer and, to an extent, the Rev. Horton Heat, are underrated in the genre of original secular Christmas music.

I mean, if the goal is to look like a jabroni in front of all your friends, then, sure.