This is the correct take. I think I figured out what end to start with - from the TOP - when I was 8. The fact that Drew is more than forty years on this planet and has yet to figure this out is discouraging.

“Wonderful Christmastime” sounds like something a 4th grade me would write when assigned to write a Christmas song for class.

You’re very nearly there. The problem, as your calculations imply, is the amount of time Ol’ St. Nick has to travel to each of the locations. Time travel is also out of the question due to the paradoxes involved.

This is a good take and I have expressed your last sentence more than once to my friends.

Look, you’re not wrong, per se. But why would I want to stay in a state where the fight for social programs, reproductive rights, gender rights, rational energy and environmental policies, etc., still have yet to be fought when I can pick right up and move my family to a state that’s already figured that shit out?

That’s a deep cut.

Avatar checks out.

Did you say more power?

This is a problem that solves itself. I’m ok with this.

Yeah, but we’re talking about timing, not responses. Timing.

Would you say the same about the timing of Roy Moore’s accusers?

Do you even know what the definition of rape culture is? Because it sure doesn’t seem like you do.

That’s fucking LITERALLY what “unacceptable” means. JFC, dude.

How is the timing remotely weird? Have you not been aware of women coming forward for the last three months against men, of all political stripes, in positions of power? It seems rather fucking natural that it come out now.

It’s worse than gross. It illustrates the entitlement men feel over women’s bodies. Thus it perpetuates rape culture.

This is nothing less than the perpetuation of rape culture.

My wife and I rented a non-Hellcat Challenger during a trip to see friends this year. When we turned it on we _both_ got boners.

When it Raines it pours.

You know, the hate Tim Allen’s gotten recently makes me sad. I grew up watching him in Home Improvement in the 90s and I thought that was a funny endearing show. Sure he had the whole macho grunting thing that was a running gag, but his character never did anything gross. In fact, every episode ended with him asking…

I totally agree. We have a shit ton of work to do to educate boys to adopt this mindset. Fuck, if everyone in the world were conditioned to not be selfish assholes we’d be in a much better place.