Snyder, scanning winners list: “...well obviously it wasn’t DARK ENOUGH.”

Does Planned Parenthood count as an NGO?

Seems like you’re awfully concerned what us lefties do in our free time. Awfully concerned.

I think it makes sense if you consider Leia didn’t know that Vader was on board Raddus’ ship. All Leia knows is she’s supposed to receive some valuable intel and take it to Obi-Wan. And she does. But she doesn’t know that Lord Vader was within inches of getting it.

Yep. These assholes think the media is just going to back down, particularly when they have reality on their side?

You’re effectively arguing against subsidies. “Why should we pay for such-and-such’s military, blah, blah, blah.” It’s no different than the subsidies you get for your health care or for your mortgage insurance. Anyone could make the same argument: “Why should we have to pay for ol’ Craig’s mortgage insurance.”

That’s hilarious coming from someone who most assuredly is being subsidized one way or another by the American tax-payer. Hilarious.

Oof. As a parent that has had terrible thoughts of my own toddler walking around alone in a strange location, that one shot sent goddamn shivers down my spine.

This whole fucking “I didn’t HAVE to, but I DID b/c I love you guys so much” attitude is endemic with his whole campaign. Constant humblebragging, like a goddamn 15 year old.

I agree that the rest of the country should be like Colorado. Like, in every respect. Healthy living, voted for Clinton, legal weed, exceptional beer, man, like, why the fuck would you CHOOSE to go and live life as a Mississippi.

Peace. Of the pie.

Yeah, I don’t get what he was going for with that paragraph. A well-trained dog will not do any of those things. Puppies, sure, but certainly not a decently trained dog. Not sure if Rich is equating house-training to being forced to do something against their will.

This....this is good.

I’m kind of with you. The only silver lining here is that Trump’s policies, as implemented by his cabinet, are going to DECIMATE the people who voted for him. Unfortunately, they’re also going to fuck over decent people who never wanted Trump in office. At this point in time I’m just like, “Good luck, everyone, see…

You just made my day-to-day a shit ton more bad-ass.

This is the best rebuttal to the “Hillary as a bad candidate” argument I have ever read. Well done.

I was most pissed off about this right here. Like Drew I was hoping to never hear from that asshole again. But now it’s another four fucking years. Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

Thomas’ fucking tweet made me jump down here immediately to say that so-called “tacos” made with flour tortillas are an affront to the entire Hispanic culture and an abomination before God.

Turns out a Prius CAN get sideways.

Lewandowski is a psychopath. His break from reality is absolute.