I mean, I don’t _hate_ them, per se. I do enjoy me some giant robots fighting.

Your life must be so amazing, what with jetting off to Europe, scaling mountains, and commenting on Deadspin any time you want!

The best is when you’re running outside, like in a park. You’re surrounded by nature, which gives you carte blanche to spit at will. I feel like a total stud. GRRRRRR I’M WORKIN’ SO HARD I DON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO SWOLLOW...

Where in CO do you live? If you run snow tires during non-winter months you’re wearing away the material that makes them so effective in the snow, some come winter you’re basically running all-weather.

Well, she’s certainly not doing herself any favors by criticizing his Carrier plant deal. However, there are still 7 weeks left. Anything could happen!

Yeah. It’s a reference to the transcript of his phone call with the Pakistani PM. Sadly.

That’s great. Our shithead president-elect’s response is “Well, they started it!”

Pretty sure that if you, at some point, have felicitated Donald Trump, you’re in strong running for a cabinet position.

I’d like to congratulate you on all the hard work you did in ensuring your mom and dad were both American citizens when they made the unfortunate decision to fuck in order to birth your vile ass within the borders of this country.

Look, this isn’t a Romney presidency we’re talking about, okay? Nor a McCain presidency. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill Republican assuming office. This is a paradigm shift in elected Presidents.

No, but the source of the prediction becomes less reliable. Especially after 538's string of failures this campaign season.

Even if 538 only gave Trump a 1% chance and it happened you would claim that it was a solid take.

I’m banking on joining Elon Musks’ first wave of Mars colonists.

I live in Colorado and the public radio station here was reporting that Trump was threatening to hold back Federal funding for so-called “sanctuary cities,” of which Denver is one. They interviewed a fellow that said, “Well, we get something like 1.5% of our funding from the government, so, um, sure.”

Yeah, I want to know under what delusions these factory workers were when they thought the next five thousand generations of their spawn would continue making horseshoes. Like, did they not anticipate advances in technology?

Me: *Reads post title* “Trump supporters tell CNN...”

Gonna need that Reddit link, thx.

You’re doing the lord’s work. Carry on.

Oh, that says “felICITated.”

You, uh, you need to learn the definition of sexual predator.