Yeah, I just use “asshole” or “dick” regardless of gender. “Dick,” particularly, has that OOMPH to it, really satisfying to say out loud when insulting someone.

This is the new Drew Magary Shirt gif isn’t it?

This. When I heard the news I was like, what the fuck can the rotting tangerine actually do? Nothing. He could promise, but that still requires legislative approval.

Disincentivizing frivolous visits is what I was talking about. Sorry for the confusion. I believe in preventative visits, for sure.

You know what? Fuck it. Bring ON the swamp. Make the swamp swampier than it has ever been. Fill the cabinet with rich white men who want nothing more but to make other rich white men like themselves wealthier.

I actually don’t think you’re aware of how goddamn unhealthy we, as a country, are. Not only that, but we’re very easy-going about going to see a doctor. And we’re so uptight that we have to have every possible test done under the sun or else we’ll sue the shit out of our physicians.

Either way, they’re still not going to be able to feed their kids. Like toddlers, I guess they just need to learn the hard way.

This, precisely. If the software was compromised before the counting machines were programmed, it could very easily do something like turn every 8th vote for Clinton into a vote for Trump. Something subtle and hard to pinpoint, but having enormous effects over the course of a whole state.

You don’t need to hack the machines on election day if you’ve guaranteed your hacked tabulation software is already loaded on them.

Well, but that’s not quite exactly what’s going on. The three states that are being looked at for recounts exhibit common behavior that is worth a look. That is, in the districts that used electronic voting machines, Clinton averaged a few points less than she did in districts that did not using voting machines. There…

Here’s the thing, though. Any competent computer scientist is going to know that you don’t hack the machines during election day. First, they’re all isolated from the internet and it would require physical access to it. No, that’s the idiot’s way to try to do it.

I....have also been struggling with an ethical/moral dilemma. Part of me - a really big part - wants him to fail in every way possible. Like I feel that domestic economic disaster and us getting our asses kicked five ways to Sunday on the global scale is the only goddamn thing now that will make the entirety of the…

Maybe you’re not trying hard enough?

To be fair, I don’t think those Tampa bros’ nervous systems are advanced enough to register pain.

Look. This is Florida we’re talking about. More specifically, Florida drivers.

Yeah, blue shirt guy is like, “Aaaaand that’s my cue. You gents have a good rest of your evening. *whistles*”

It was just your typical 3 a.m. street fight outside of a bar in Tamp...

Pretty.

Ah, you beat me to it.