I feel like you have a severe misunderstanding of both the English language and the criminal laws in this country. Not sure why ...

if you demonstrate that you have hangups about basic social interaction with other people to me, it’s a mark against you.

I will most likely not respect you very much if you cannot look me in the eye and shake my hand.

As an aside, it has taken my wife several years to finally understand those of us blessed with Resting Bitch Face. She used to get upset with me after a social gathering for looking pissed off/not enjoying myself, all the while I was sitting drinking my beer probably thinking about last week’s episode of The Walking…

This is a lesson in body autonomy, not a lesson in “ew, cooties.”

Nah, you’re wrong on this one. It is entirely possible to conduct successful working relationships and business without any type of physical contact (doctors, etc. notwithstanding). If an interviewer is offended enough not to hire somoeone because they refused a handshake, pretty sure that’s not a jerk you want to…

I guess this is what happens when a snake hits V-TEC. By the way, where is this from???

So he brought Bill Clinton’s accusers to the last debate and he’s bringing Obama’s half brother to this one?

See, here’s the problem. Trump’s nomination effectively aborted any possibility of having any useful discourse or debate about ANY issue. Clinton here is battling a juvenile ONLY because, as Alex mentioned, enough fucktwats in this country believe in Trump’s racist platform.

Damn, that sucks. I’ve also been purging my friends list of Trump supporters, all lives matters/blue lives matter supporters, et. al. I told my wife I’m at a point in my life where I have zero time to give these types of dipshits. I don’t even want to waste simple seconds scanning their bullshit on social media. I’m…

This is something they have to say knowing the alt-right Trump supporters ain’t going nowhere after the election. If they have any chance of staying in power they’re going to have to kow-tow to those shitstains for the next several cycles.

As someone who made it a point to move myself and my family the fuck out of the South for these and many other reasons, I wholeheartedly agree to cut those fucks loose. We could all usher in those like-minded to us, of course, but eventually we’d let all the racists, misogynists, homophobes, and general deplorables…

Not only that, but if she had been a “good Senator” she would have fixed everything.

Yesterday on NPR they asked if Trump did enough to staunch the wound and one commentator said “Well, it’s like an airplane that’s plummeting to the ground, but at least they got the coffee maker working.”

The townhall was on CNN this morning and it literally said “softball questions.” At the end of the clip the reporter said, “About the only thing they didn’t ask him was ‘Why are you so great?’”

The only one I know of is for ants.

Oh? Moving pedophile priests around by the Catholic Church is somehow not equally, if not more, disgusting than a glamorized frat house religion?

Well. That’s unfortunate.

I’m maried and have a 1 year old and 5 year old. I have a self-imposed restriction on searching for used Caymans until the kids are out of car seats, but goddamn is this thread making it hard.