Well, kind of. Sure he didn’t go through the government, but, hey, what’s a 2 minute Google search when you can run your dipshit mouth instead?

Yeah, it may be legal, but it sure as shit is tone deaf. You’re running on a populist message, making it seem like you’re fighting for the little guy and during your first debate you say $45 million isn’t a lot of money and then you claim that using an army of accountants to exploit loopholes so that you don’t have to…

You know how families have plans for getting out if their home catches fire? I have been seriously mulling over whether or not our family needs to discuss how to handle active shooter situations. Like what happens if it sounds like there’s some lunatic shooting up a mall or a movie theater while any one of us are in…

I like how it’s only worth considering if you have a female family member. Because all the other women not related to you can go fuck themselves.

+1 promise ring

Yup. That asshole has lived in a dimension where he is never wrong for DECADES. You can’t erase or reprogram that kind of behavior in months, or even years. He literally can’t stop himself. His brain is hard-wired beyond repair.

The only time my wife and I have ever given a house we lived in a proper name was when we moved to Colorado and as we were house hunting we would compare it to “the StreetName House.”

You cover your goddamn pie hole when you yawn because nobody wants to glance up and stare into your disgusting maw you caveman.

One hundred percent on this. That line, along with several others, it’s like he just plopped the noose over his head and fucking heal-clicked off the platform. I want to know what his campaign team was reacting like during the debates.

Totally agree. The fact that I was nervous that a Hillary “misstep” - a smirk, or sigh, or anything a male candidate would get away with - pisses me off about this fucking misogynistic election.

Whatever it was, it was fucking masterful. Hillary dangled Trump like a fucking puppet and made him dance like the buffoon he is. I am in awe. I cannot wait when she is president.

This is my attitude as well. Whenever I get contractors to do work on my house I basically tell them, “Hey, I’m paying you a lot of money because you know what the fuck you’re doing, so, do what you need to do and I’ll stay out of your way.”

Had a friend on Facebook tell everyone to get their money out of any Wells Fargo accounts because the entire company was crooked. I was like, “Um, my IRA has done spectacularly and, yeah, sucks about that other bullshit, but no, I am enjoying my 7% average return, thanks.”

This. Plus the next logical step is to reject any advice any specialist gives you.

I bet she returns cards to be corrected because they didn’t put the accent mark over the ‘A’

If by “both sides” she means correct and wrong, then, yes, she should have spent more time on the correct side.

I hope for your sake you don’t bring children into this environment.

I do. Because the decision point for “I don’t know how to spell this word” is 1) look it up or 2) fuck it, BLAMO THERE IT IS.

How much money have you lost your company because you’ve delayed to market a product trying to handle 100% of cases? Medical devices, in fact, all devices, come with a failure rate of > 0%. That doesn’t mean that the products were designed by terrible engineers, that means that 100% of failures cannot be accounted…

Have you driven through Glenwood Canyon? Funny story, we just drove through it last weekend on our way home from Moab. There is absolutely a reason for the reduced speed limit.