“Three point turns? What is this, 2015?”

But how else do you let people know that this car is from THE FUTURE?

Zere will bee no hankee pankee in heerr.

Thought the whole idea of autonomous vehicles is to take the human decision making out of the equation.

Well it certainly is refreshing to see news of a pig scrambling for his life for a change.

Well, it’s fairly clear that you don’t even know what it means to be racist, so any attempt for me to show you why your statements are racist will be useless.

Empirical statements, like those that begin with “I have found...” are the opposite of truth. Do you even know what “truth” means?

I always laugh when people start with “Not to sound racist but...” because that tells me to prepare for a bunch of racist shit being spewed immediately afterward.

Aaaand that ends my consumption of the internet today, for surely there is nothing better than this.

It’s only 11 AM and the Internet has already been won. Good work everyone, take the rest of the day off. I’ll see you at the pub.

I’m not saying I wouldn’t persecute the bastard to the fullest extent of the law. I just wouldn’t wish physical harm on him.

If I own a Lambo, I can afford to fix it. Yeah I’d be pissed, but I wouldn’t wish bodily harm on the jackoff.

Don’t you mean, “It’s just against the.....Jules?”

Mav and Goose: Bros before bros were a thing.

That’s so weird that only his beard is gray while the rest of his hair is dark brown. Unless he dyes his hair???

I wonder how many posts on Deadspin have benefited from "bullshit surveillance aircraft" video.

Wow, dude. Even as a 15 year old nerd with less than zero chance of lettering in a sport I had second thoughts about getting a letter jacket for band.

Congratulations you magnificent bastard.

I liked it. I really, really liked it.

I was wondering if part of the movie budget goes towards repairing the roads that they surely must damage with all the carnage.