You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. I salute you.

Yeah. My wife and I make enough money that we’re comfortable and we save fairly aggressively, but it takes us a few months of even more saving to put in a couple grand worth of wood flooring. Takes work and cooperation to RESPONSIBLY make a large purchase like that.

I'm sorry, I thought I was reading Jalopnik. I mean, it looks like Jalopnik, and I hit my bookmark titled "Jalopnik" to get here. Yet there this question sits posed.

Somebody needs to insert a turtle shell hitting that car in the animated gif. I have full faith in the Internet.

Kids maybe require a train-load of crap if 1) they're less than 2 years old and 2) you're taking a road trip to grandma's house. Other than that, what crap do you need to haul just to go to the grocery store?

Totally, totally agreed. Two was awesome. Three was the worst.

Father of a three year old kid and four year old dog. Years 0 - 3, exactly the same training methods for manners.

The productivity thing is key, I think. I have a three year old and in the evenings while I cook dinner I ask her to read books or play with her toys while I work. But she wants my attention a lot and it's hard to slice veggies or pull things out of a blazing hot oven with her hanging off my legs. I do my best to…

This is the response that should have all the stars.

Walmart truck gives zero fucks.

*Reads post title*

Y'all deserve it. You may as well believe the sun revolves around the Earth. That's how stupid you sound.

That is actually pretty awesome.

Those guys sitting at the lawn chairs are, uh, pretty trusting.

Is that...Ferrari badging?

Damn. That instructor probably went home that night and drank all the ways that could have gone bad away.

That is a gorgeous car. Gorgeous.

Wear a shirt that fits. Christ, you look like a five year old wearing dad's dress shirt.

This is why I never plan on having more than two kids in my car. And, no, I will not take your brood spawn to soccer practice no matter how much you may want to save the planet and share carpooling.

Yeah, I just say "I'll give you X, out the door." I don't need to hassle with all the taxes, title fees, etc.. I want to pay one price and if they want to sell it to me, they'll shove everything in to fit.