What's the difference between engineering and fun? Documentation.

I'm always vaguely surprised every year that they just don't decide to give a prize to everyone.

1) He is most likely bringing up the ER physician gig as a means to imply that he has money, which he feels will make a positive impact on the target

Are these the real deal or are they parodies?

Don't you mean systems administrator? I'm a systems engineer and I have never touched a server in my life.

I always think of this when I hear "witch."

Many much moosen.

Or marzipan. I was thinking marzipan.

It's an accurate assessment of the across-the-board marginalization of the contributions and potential of women. I recall when Hillary Clinton first started campaigning for the democratic candidacy, all I ever heard about her were "pantsuits" and "haircuts." Pffft.

Damn, my sceret is out. Now evrybdoy will nab my deels.

Mine are more like:

There have been times over the past few months where my only joy is watching Jeb's happy expression as he marvels over the beauty of space, and then of course I am so very sad when I realize ... forgot parachute. :-(

Yikes! I have just carbon dated myself.

You should learn assembler first, because because. Somewhere around my office I have (on a floppy) the code for a reverse polish notation calculator done in assembler (by me, as an undergrad). That was fun.

Yesssss .. Mun or bust!

I'm mostly in shock that Archie Comics is still a thing.

I find that sweet!

I totally would have bought you the LEGO Space Monorail, regardless of the cost. All I ever wanted was a little engineer/dreamer.

Ask and ye shall receive.