I used to practice deploying my bear mace. Rhymes with rape face, anyway.
Yes! Do you remember DECtalk and Perfect Paul? Makes everything sounds like science.
I've got nothin' better to do.
I am a staunch advocate of the two P's of dating: Personality, Pulse.
Jeff Koons beaten and kept in a locked cage for five years by Lisa Frank.
LA needs to prepare itself for the inevitable herd of feral pigs after pet fantasy meets pet reality. 12 months tops.
I can't believe cat-calling is still a thing. It seems like cat-calling has died out dramatically over the past 25 years. Oh, wait ... nevermind.
I don't think she hired interns, I think she hired all of the old J Peterman Catalog workers.
What are the chances that this is some kind of Internet Performance Art?
610?!?!?! I don't think I have that many years of my life left, so maybe I will just delete it and try something simpler like reading
the phone book the entire Internet.
I thought a whale was a high value gambler. I guess that only applies to men?
Thanks for the list! Anybody ever find a good Ramones show on YouTube? I try but sifting through the results gets tiresome.