TV Party tonight! (Or not.)

Cue the race-baiting, preemptive attacks on anybody who might critique the article's premise.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

You know, I'm a bit surprised that you'd just describe the octopus as "loose." I came here expecting an octopus-positive environment.

hating direct conflict is different than being passive aggressive. i am aggressively passive aggressive.

A quick YouTube search seems to suggest that your shit may stay in your possession.

A Google image search would suggest that there is a market out there for catfrogging. Think of it: movies, TV shows, action figures, t-shirts etc. There's a veritable fortune to be made off this stuff.

They are probably going "Awesome! Now I don't need to get that bitch a gift!"

THANK GOD. I was so worried that this was for real. I almost thought less of Kim Kardashian.

To be fair, I don't think anyone hires interns... Don't they just have them chained in the basement, surviving on crust of bread and water and a sign: "Will work for Designer Prototypes"

Oh come on, he's adorable

Sorbo? I can't find your role in the new Expendibles no matter how hard I look.

1. "Not many women can wear denim overalls, strappy Louboutin stilettos, and a Navajo-blanket poncho and get away with it, but Blake Lively can. "

In Russia, the daisies pick YOU

Guess what? Goodwill does the exact same thing—packages used clothing they can't sell in North America into bales and ships it to Africa, where it's sold by merchants.

Jezebel Basic

Nice touch of thinspiration for contrast.

Team Cat and Team Dog....if I could have a Penguin as a pet I would, and I would be Team Penguin.

I would highly recommend "The Five Love Languages" by Gary Chapman. It talks about how to figure out how you best perceive affection and support from a partner, and how to help communicate your love and affection toward your partner in *their* love language.