too busy learning how to dance to pay attention

sue all the things!

I missed that part. The company replaced a PDP-11 machine that ran TOPS-20 with a VAX 11-780, so I was exposed to the lockstep control of VMS and then later to some little Ultrix boxes. What an amazing difference between the two. VMS was like working with a control freak while Ultrix was, 'What's up, dude?' The…

Remember Ken Ohlsen? His predictions were spot on. How's DEC doing anyway?

Can I work from my attic? I'm kind of stuck up here and can't figure out what to do about the people that moved into my house. I tried reading the handbook, but it reads like stereo instructions.

TV Party tonight! (Or not.)

Cue the race-baiting, preemptive attacks on anybody who might critique the article's premise.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

No parrots, either. I'm involved with a parrot rescue, and I've had my oldest parrot for 18 years, and my experiences make me think it is really unfair to them to keep them as pets.

You know, I'm a bit surprised that you'd just describe the octopus as "loose." I came here expecting an octopus-positive environment.

hating direct conflict is different than being passive aggressive. i am aggressively passive aggressive.

A quick YouTube search seems to suggest that your shit may stay in your possession.

A Google image search would suggest that there is a market out there for catfrogging. Think of it: movies, TV shows, action figures, t-shirts etc. There's a veritable fortune to be made off this stuff.

They are probably going "Awesome! Now I don't need to get that bitch a gift!"

THANK GOD. I was so worried that this was for real. I almost thought less of Kim Kardashian.

To be fair, I don't think anyone hires interns... Don't they just have them chained in the basement, surviving on crust of bread and water and a sign: "Will work for Designer Prototypes"

Team Cat and Team Dog....if I could have a Penguin as a pet I would, and I would be Team Penguin.

I would highly recommend "The Five Love Languages" by Gary Chapman. It talks about how to figure out how you best perceive affection and support from a partner, and how to help communicate your love and affection toward your partner in *their* love language.