"Idiocracy" is the true vision of our future, not some weird recycled plot teen flick with a baker boy named after a type of bread.

Well if we are moving away from funny, then let's blame the Hanseatic League.

Those roads were paved by the USSR.

And how are we blaming the US for a French trunk of unreasonable size?

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - said some guy

I love this game so much. This is my first successful orbit (after lots and lots of explosions and oops forgot the parachutes). The look on Jebediah's face was so precious. I am looking forward to my attempt at Mun. I highly recommend this game, and now I am looking forward to downloading some mods too.

Kerbal Space Program. Hopefully I will have the time to play.

Respectable lawyer?

I had to Google "Adam Levine" to see who that even was. Here is my Sexiest Man Alive:

How about the Volvo S60. I borrowed my husband's silver one for two weeks and I kept trying to get into every silver Honda Civic in the parking lot. Yawn.

Here is some sad data from the UK.

Worked! I just bought a new deck.

It's early, I'm groggy, and I was perplexed at the pictures because my eyeballs read VMA and my brain read EMA and I thought, WTF cowboys in Europe??

There is always someplace that will take Daddy's money.

This is a sad commentary. I wonder if the veritable plethora (threw that in for you, teacher) of information available on the WWW is just too tempting. I would think you would rather see an honest but mediocre independent effort than a glorious piece of plagiarism.

Read email hard to make.

I am looking forward to attending at least two marriages in Chicago!

This is the best Waster of Tyme Verily ever for work.

That was me, inverse! My mother was told she was having a boy and surprise! No penis, anywhere. But my parents were always beige wall people, so I don't think they changed a thing. Plus all of the other stuff in my newborn life would have been hand-me-downs anyway so boy or girl I was getting stuffed into them. Oddly,…

Yay, me and Carl! Together forever.