Wut? I thought this was a car blog not a mediocre mid-western university bitch fight.

I have the galaxy leggings and the R2D2 bathing suit. They are well made - excellent construction and very nice material. Have somebody measure you to get the best fit.

It looks a bit like a pimped up patriot missile launcher.

She didn't "make history" she "made news". Different thing entirely.

I think that's Charlie Brown's favourite baseball player.

I don't get the metro hating either. I love the adorable carpeted wooden subway in DC. Maybe it's the horror-movie style tunnels?

I never know what to give anymore, cash or gift? So I give both.

Huh! I used shallots quite a bit as a single person, I considered them "onions for one."

I can't even have a hands-free conversation while driving. I drive in Northern New Jersey, and there is no way I can take my attention away and live.

Maybe men run away, but I find you super compelling.

Super Mario Kart is, hands down, my favorite console game EVER. I thought Yoshi was the best driver... that Yoshi! Best theme song too.

Doesn't seem like enough radar towers.

That may be me behind you admiring your pretty calves. Some of my best boyfriends have been cyclists. Just shut up and keep pedaling... I don't care how you stay upright.

The two of them will gallop shirtless accross the Russian countryside, shooting fish in barrels, right up until Snowden goes to hold his hand and is sent to Gulag for 10 years for Feats of Gay.

It looks like a paint-by-numbers gone horribly wrong.

Jeep = Fun Person

I was rooting for Aethelstan.

Matt Drudge... are you sure that isn't Uncle Floyd?

And if you are stuck in the US, try Trail Ridge Road through Estes Park. That road takes you on a winding route through Rocky Mountain National Park and over the tree line. At the end, in "South Park" you can stay at the super creepy awesome Stanley Hotel. I took a lovely trip over that road on my Triumph Bonneville…