BirdsDontFlyInTheRain
BirdsDontFlyIntheRain
BirdsDontFlyInTheRain

When I was a sophomore on my high school team — I never played during the varsity games — and we had this guy, Lester, who was like 90 years old, had been a janitor at our school for over 50 years before he retired, and was known around our town as the team's "#1 Fan" (he had the letter jacket to prove it, complete

I'm cool with that. Then we'll never hear about Notre Dame ever again.

Elite Eight, all conference champs (sorry Notre Dame & BYU). Done and done.

When you started with a warning and then mentioned the house was made of wood I was so expecting there to be a fantastic fiery end to this story.

"If the Times had asked this question about whether it's possible for women to "dress too young," everyone with half a brain and an MacBook would have rolled their eyes and dismissed it as regressive crap so out of the realm of acceptable that it's not even worth addressing. But now that we're talking about men, it's

A good number were Roman converts as well. Though yeah the whole hating Jews thing never really made sense (the Catholic Church at different times was pretty against it as well).

As an aside, to get through these comments with my sanity intact I've decided that everyone accusing Sinead of trying to piggyback on Miley for attention must be Miley's age. You can't know even two things about Sinead O'Connor and believe that.

Why is that when people bring out state's rights, it's always to protect slavery, segregation, Jim Crow, guns, and usurious health insurance, but never to protect puppies and rainbows?

Except for the thousands of local microbrews popping up around the country, which are the only good beers, anyway. Austin Beerworks FTW.

Considering the mascot is incredibly racist and every American over the age of eight knows that painting your face to mock another race is incredibly inappropriate... yes. They must be racist.

Gah, you're totally a troll! He was answering questions from a reporter. He had 3 ways to respond in the interview: 1) "No comment." 2) "Ah fuck, I can't believe I missed out on two grand!" 3)"It's not a big deal. I had other priorities." He chose to go with the latter. But all three answers would be misconstrued by

You are either the best troll of all time to infiltrate this community like this or you are a fucking rapist. Enjoy those options.

You guys are going back to your old ways from these times

So you don't think there should be rape laws?

As a Canadian, I can only be assured that its arrogance like yours that is bringing the country down to its knees.

How does that make any sense?

I'm a man. I'm married and have a teenaged son.