LET HE OR SHE WHO HAS NOT ACCIDENTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MEMBERSHIP IN A NEO NAZI ORGANIZATION CAST THE FIRST STONE

Leave it to fucking Republicans to think that the second amendment (and their grossly ridiculous interpretation of it that has resulted in millions of unnecessary deaths) is more important than the first. The first amendment is first for a reason, dickbags.

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

Was Pence there, or were there too many non-wife women showing ankle for him to participate?

So they let the GM run the draft which will presumably dictate the shape of the franchise over the next few years, and promptly fire him immediately afterwards so that some other guy can take over the GM duties with both players and a coach he hasn’t picked?

You should kind of look up what deferment means. Until then, I will defer from labeling you a dumb bastard.

You seem to be confused. A deferral does not mean that you don’t have to serve, it means you don’t have to serve *immediately*. Robinette was going to serve those two years, but it is common for the military to wait until your athletic career is over for you to serve them, because the early years of your career are…

They really shouldn’t. And his interview with Tucker Carlson betrays not only Tucker scraping the bottom of the C list for guests, but Fabio’s limited understanding of the world outside his privileged perch on [redacted] Drive.

If you looked up “stupid take” on Google, and then clicked Images, a screenshot of your comment here would be there.

Truth. The nonchalant putting $500 on a wrist band, and I’m working 50 hours a week with a master’s degree and sometimes wonder how we’re getting groceries.

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

You guys are probably too young to remember the “Chachi is a heartthrob years”, but even though he was a sex symbol, people really never related to him like they do other celebs. Random aside: he tried to start a trend by wearing a bandana tied around the thigh of his jeans all the time. It was so stupid.

Aside from acting consistently in great (Freaks and Geeks), not so great but beloved (Dawson’s Creek) and in between those (Cougartown) shows since the 90s, she’s Michelle Williams’s best friend and almost always her date to award shows.

You’re just proving you’ve never seen Freaks and Geeks which doesn’t make you look cool.

I’m sure they’ll spin it into something fabulous!

Ugh, Dad, go back and wait in the car. I told you I’d be out in a minute.

That muffled yet high-pitched sound you hear is me simultaneously screaming and projectile vomiting

Seriously, the book in itself is pretty good source material for an accurate movie. I don’t know why it had to be turned into a shoot em up action film. The book was meant to explore the concept of total war on different populations, which is quite an interesting concept, and would actually be interesting in a movie…

It honestly should be remade as a Netflix series. AND MAKE IT LIKE THE ACTUAL BOOK PLEASE!

Why can’t we just have a faux documentary based on the book?