I was having a convo with a special forces dude last year. Found out that he had just come from Okinawa and was asking him about his thoughts on the place. My wife and I had always heard good things about living there and we were thinking of maybe wanting to get stationed there for awhile. SF dude was like, it’s one…

Full disclosure, I own several firearms and think views like yours are why we have a “gun problem” in this country. We need better gun control. Period. 

I saw a Navy Times article today about tax season and the comments on it were pure bliss. Filled with conservative military members and their families complaining about how they voted Trump and are paying more in taxes this year than they ever had. It’s actually not funny at all, because these people were swindled.…

Started listening to a Handmaid’s Tale podcast called Blessed Be The Fruit Salad. Normally I find podcasts about popular tv shows obnoxious and poorly done. This one however, is lovely. The women that run the show take a critical look at the way The Handmaid’s Tale has appropriated the black slavery history in…

I have family in this part of Iowa. That section of my family we call, “the corn fuckers,” if that gives you any idea of the people of that area of Iowa. My family is all from rural Wisco and Iowa and they are all pretty conservative, but people that live in King’s district are not allowed to call themselves…

Oh snap son, you just got your ass handed to you.

He drown in the bowl of hollandaise sauce that he was eating.

I saw him in person while he was filming at Grand Canyon National Park a few years ago. I was working there and he was filming a segment about how the UN owned the park. He made up a story about how rangers told him he had to leave. Shocking that it wasn’t true. I believe it was 2011? That would have put him at about…

My sister was joking with her. She knew that the next time we spoke, she would spill the beans. She just wanted to have fun with her daughter and make a fake big deal about it. We are a very comedic family like that.

My four year old niece recently lost my dog that my sister is taking care of while we get settled into our new overseas home. It’s ok guys, they found him, but he was missing for a few hours. When they got my sweet guy back, my sister told my niece, ok, we can’t tell auntie that we lost her dog. She would get really…

As a fat person, I think it’s totally ok to make fun of THIS asshole fat person. Fat shame away, people.

I gotta say, I am reallllllllllllllllly over these clueless white women and their ability to produce clueless white women shows and movies. Looking at you, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, etc, etc, etc.

I’ve worked in historic national park sites and I can tell you that most Americans are not interested in hearing “the bad parts” of US history. Back in 2004, while I was giving a living history program about the War of 1812, a woman stood up out of her seat, shouted “support your country” and then stormed off. Simply…

I will NEVER understand plastic surgery. I have yet to see an example of it looking good on someone. I thought Kim was just fine without it. Plus, homegirl is only like 37 years old.

2020 - No, someone else for God’s sake. I can’t take another 4 years of Trump.

I’m a queer woman too. My wife and I decided to move to Hawaii after the election. I know it’s still the US, but it’s so progressive here and it doesn’t feel like we are living in the US. It does feel like it’s own country, and frankly, they are still a little pissed about having to be part of the United States.

I’m a political pre-cog, so for me, it was 2014. Seriously, I am the god damn Nostradamus of failed political campaigns. I can smell them from a hundred miles away. Back in 2014, I was having a heated debate with my fellow lady friends, who all happen to be lesbians. All but two of the eight in the group were super…

I will submit “skitter.” Because that is what cockroaches do when they flee.

fuck off

I would love to observe one of these creatures for scientific reasons. Who pays that much money to go see Blink 182?