I did this when I got my last car. I shopped around for my car loan and finally went to get my car with the lowest interest rate I could find. I mean, I researched for months, until I was sure I had the best deal. I confidently walked into the dealership, I haggled until I got what I wanted, and we start the purchase…

Thank you. It literally is the equivalent of saying “Obummer” or “Barry the Kenyan Muslim.” Once you use these stupid names, what ever smart thing or thought nugget you wanted to share with the world, is disregarded because you are a fucking toddler.

Eat shit, fucker.

The revival got me to go back and rewatch the whole series. Mostly because I had one burning question. Were these people as awful in the original show??? The answer was yes and no. I welcome another round of ASP’s clueless, disconnected from actual reality, white privilege writing. I’m a hater, and hater’s need to…

I am a week away from transferring to another job. We have a fleet vehicle that I will be so happy to return and never see again as well. The Chevy Volt. I don’t need to explain, since there have been a lot of negative things written about them, but it really needs to be said again how bad the blind spots on that…

I’m the same as you. I always buy my cars with either just under or just over 100,000 miles. Never had to pay more than a few hundred for repair costs. The one time, ONE time, I ventured outside of the Honda/Toyota world, was for a Ford Escort Waggy that had been garage kept and babied its whole life. Bought it from a…

I’m not sure what’s worse. The fact that Perez is now the new chairman of the DNC or the fact that there are rumors that Clinton is thinking of running again in 2020. The Dems have learned nothing.

And not just that, but of really awful diseases like scurvy and The King’s Evil.

Brave is a word I would use to describe a woman willing to fuck your disgusting ass.

The first step in ethnic cleansing, is to dehumanize people by using terms like “illegals.” They are human beings, with families and feelings. Unlike you, who is a thoughtless pig fuck, who is no doubt unloved and a miserable twat.

Here’s another heartwarmer from Mount Vernon, WA. Guy accidentally shoots himself in the leg while sitting in his Jeep. Some lady see’s all the commotion of people trying to help the poor guy. While one guy is calling 911, she goes into the Jeep where the poor bastard is bleeding to death, and robs him. The guy ended…

Yeah, gay federal employee here. My life is currently in major upheaval. Because of the federal hiring freeze, I can’t hire any employees to staff my national park campground and visitor center, therefore, we won’t be opening this summer. I have to be careful about what I post on the park’s social media page because…

There was only one set of footprints in the sand because HE CARRIED HIS WHOLE FUCKING TEAM TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!! - Tim Tebow’s take

Nice Real Housewives editing. Making it seem like these two women are about to break out into a sexy cat-fight. For fuck’s sake, can’t we even have our elite level, bad-ass athletes untouched by blatant sexism?

Your question is good, but I think the deeper question is how insecure is the guy who constantly focuses on how the men and women’s basketball game skills compare? A follow up question that I think is equally important, is how many more hugs from his mom when he was little were required for him to not ask this…

“Just walk me down.” Haha! No Fucks Mariah is my fav Mariah.

I was on a second date with my future wife, a Clemson grad, when I pronounced Clemson without the “p.” We had been laughing all night to that point, but she stopped dead in her tracks, got a serious look on her face and said, “It’s pronounced Clemp-son. Get it right, fuckface.” I knew then that I wanted to marry that…

When Tesla’s Ref-Bot 3000 is finished, we won’t need these human refs and their human mistakes.

Yes! YES! Nothing brings me more pleasure than forwarding the original email.

I mean, it’s kind of impressive when I hear someone use four racist terms in one sentence. That’s hard to do.