One of my favorite memories from childhood is watching my mother meltdown, every time my brother and I would program the TBN channel back into the tv. My mother absolutely hated “The bigoted purple hair crazy woman” as she called her, so she would go through and program the remote control to bypass channel 11, the TBN…

I’ve been to Brazil. It has its beauty. I love the culture, but the Olympics should have never been held there. When I heard that they picked Rio a few years ago, I was a little puzzled. This country of hard working people is being held back and being made to look bad by a small percentage of corrupt politicians. The…

Sansa’s scene was everything! I’m over the hold the door shit, and onto what really affected me last night, and that was Sansa becoming a serious contender in the game. God damn Sophie Turner is acting the shit outta that part right now. Seriously killing it in every scene!

I just flew out of IAD last weekend and security was just over an hour. It was effing brutal.

RIGHT!?!?!?! Sorry to go all crazy racist conservative uncle with the all-caps and exclamation points, but your point can’t be emphasized enough. I recently flew from Sea-tac to Dulles and it was a complete shit show of how dim-witted humanity is. At the Sea-tac security line, I focused in on this family of three…

No, some don’t say we’re cooling. Unless you are referring to paid shills who work for fossil fuel companies. Even they are now saying man-made climate change is happening. http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2012/0…

Oh, so just like a fingernail outside the strike zone then? Jeezus, Red Sox fans are the facking worst.

In a fiery lake of hell, for all eternity.

You JoPa defenders need to rot in hell. Fuck you.

Seriously, fuck this guy, fuck his dead rotting corpse, and fuck any and all rabid Penn State Paterno defenders. Most of all, fucking fuck Jerry Fucking Sandusky.

Yeah, first responder here (volunteer fire fighter/EMT) . One of the first things I do when I enter a rescue scenario, is to access the safety of the scene. Patrol officers are not trained in the kind of skills needed to pull off this particular rescue. This is a very specialized kind of skill, and one that you need…

Ayn Rand, is that you?

For me, Kobe represents everything I hate about NBA basketball. I love me some Steph Curry, and it’s players like him that have brought me back to the game. As for Kobe, that rapey asshole can eat a plate of ball sacks.

“Sure they are.” -Everyone outside the NYC bubble

Are you the commenter who was complaining about his 1.5 inch penis earlier today? Do you use the Giz comment section to air out your personal grievances? That's weird.

I’m a lesbian, so I found Carol to be one of my favorite love story movies ever. I have an honest question that me and my wife were wondering about. Do we love this movie because we are lesbians and there are no good lesbian movies (I call this the Tyler Perry Syndrome) orrrr is this an honest to goodness great movie…

The one and only time I wipe my ass while standing is when I am on a river trip and you have to poop in the ammo can. Not. Comfortable. Then and only then, is wiping while standing acceptable.

A hat like this? Cat cop don’t take no shit.

You have to admit though, the old Deadspin commenters were wayyyyyyyy worse. Now they are a kinder, gentler version of their old selves.