Best quote about this story, “#RedSox bench Pablo Sandoval. They didn’t sugarcoat the news, because he would have eaten that, too.”

Stop blaming progressives who aren’t going to vote for Clinton. Blame the DNC for driving the Democratic party into the ground. Don’t blame progressives who want to vote for a candidate who represents their values. And for the record, I’m a Bernie supporter who will be holding her nose and voting for Clinton if she is…

I always root for a fellow “husky” girl. When I was an 8 year old chubby girl, I got a birthday card from my horrible grandmother that read. “Dear BirdDroppings, Hope you have a wonderful birthday. Don’t eat too much cake, because you’re getting very plump. Love Grandma.” Bitch.

Perhaps it’s my rural upbringing, or maybe my blue collar life, but as I read this, I couldn’t help but think, Jesus, what a load of first world problems. I’m of the mindset that “you do you,” and “to each his own,” so goodonya girl. I do however, love living in a world where my friends and I are too busy working,…

Uhhhh, duh. Not trying to victim blame here, buttttt....wait, yes I am. That is exactly what I am doing. Trump has been publicly and loudly being a sexist pig since day 1! How did she not see this coming?

When I was a kid, I saw Richard Simmons on tv dancing around and being his energetic self. I asked my dad, who is this guy? My dad, being a homophobic jerk said, “that’s the fruitiest fag on the planet, my dear.” That memory has always stuck with me because I then grew up thinking that Richard Simmons WAS gay people.…

The sensible and frail adult in me is like, “Hey, those two should bang on the bed, otherwise they’re both gonna have sore backs tomorrow.”

Can we set up a Go Fund Me page for the torture you had to endure at CPAC? I feel like a large compensation is in order.

Are you still mad because they’re remaking The Princess Bride?

Whenever I see Meisha Tate’s name, all I can picture is Jar Jar Binks talking about that space between his balls and his asshole.

Seriously, how did Andre do it? The Texans lack of QB alone, make Johnson one of the best WR’s of all time. Just imagine if he had even a semi-decent QB throwing him passes?

My sister worked at a pub in Madison, where for the last several years, all of the UW coaches would put on their radio shows: Football, basketball, hockey. She said all were pricks, except Bo Ryan. She said he was the only one that didn’t rant, rave and act like a rock star diva. Interesting side-note, she said that…

Your name is Jackie Jormp Jomp. My fav 30 Rock reference. I don’t know who you are, internet stranger, but I love you.

For me, it was this quote that affirmed she did not grow up in THAT Brooklyn. “in reality I was just a tired Mom in an Uber with my drapey cardigan tied around my waist”

Right?!?! Oh the cliched “promising young man” bullshit. Is the fact that he was good at sportsing part of the story? Sure. Throw it in the story and give it a couple sentences, maybe even a paragraph. Then devote the rest of the fucking article to the lives of the victims that he has ruined, devastated, and forever…

Alright, as an avid USWNT supporter and watcher, I am going to stop my hatin’ and get onboard with he men’s team. Is that Freddy Adu kid still around?

As someone who is rabidly pro-choice, I love hearing women share stories of abortions and almost abortions. The more we share these experiences of why we choose to have or not have an abortion, the more the myths and stereotypes of abortion will become shattered. I personally wouldn’t choose to have an abortion, but I…

An Olympic? A Rio?