A group of geese is a gaggle. A group of dogs is a pack. A group of ants is an army. A group of deer is a herd. What is a group of tapeworms?

I have owned a couple dozen crappy cars in my day, but hands down the best crappy car I have ever owned was my 2004 Pontiac Vibe. I bought from an old guy in Phoenix, AZ when it was six years old and only had 55,000 miles on it. It had faded paint from the desert heat and a large dent in the front panel, none of which…

Ok, who’s responsible for letting this one out of the greys?

Yeahhhhhhh, me thinks the kid will be on the jazz hands team or the Mathletes. Anything but football. So long sport I fucking love. I will miss you, but this shit is down right awful.

A++ Kinja

The whole game I kept shouting, “Get that fancy dog!” at the TV. At one point my wife walks into the room and says, “What the fuck does that even mean?” I suppose without context, it would seem strange.

Yes. A thousand yes’s. His stat line should read, 4 INT’s 2 lost fumbles and 5 passes that were sooooooo close to INT’s.

4419 Days of Kristin?

If there are any fellow feds here, know that Planned Parenthood is an org that your CFC (Combined Federal Campaign) contribution can go towards. I have $15 taken out of every pay check that goes to PP. It’s the least I can do for what they did for me when I was younger.

I recently instagramed a photo of a stuffed bear that I installed at a nature center. The thing was a bitch to unpack and install, so I hashtaged the pic with #bearproblems. After I got home that night, I clicked on the hashtag and saw a series of photographs of shirtless hairy men mixed with photos of torn open bags…

“Love takes everyone by surprise, I think.”

It hasn’t hit the news yet, but this same thing will be happening at Grand Canyon too, as well as other large national park sites that have concessionaires. It’s a way for the current concessionaire to hold the park hostage into awarding them the contract again.

More like a well-meaning , sheltered fellow human. Easy with the idiot label. She’s obviously very intelligent. She seems to be holding onto Republicans because of social values, kind of like my conservative Catholic cousin. We get it, you don’t like abortion, but just because of your pro-life stance doesn’t mean you…

For the record, I think Jimmy Fallon is better than rabies....but NOT better than the pox.

Buttttt, you have to admit he’s like one and a half times better than Leno, amirate?

Would it be crazy for Watson to leave for the NFL after this performance? The dude is crazy good and what would going back another year gain him except a chance to get injured and lose out on big money.

It’s Julia Styles and that guy who won Top Chef...but no one cares about him, it’s all about HER!

For me there are three stories I will tell my grandkids. 1. Where I was when 9/11 happened. 2. Where I was when OJ got in his white bronco and drove to freedom 3. Where I was when the Cowboys beat the Giants that one year.

Nah son, you NEED to watch the Denver’s Mile High Smoke-A-Bowl on Jan. 1st. That’s shit’s gonna be on point. I believe that is projected to be Oregon State vs. University of South Carolina. Analysts are saying we could be in store for some amazing beav on cock action.

As someone who has no faith, nor practices no religion, I always have a hard time knowing how people like this husband can go on practicing their religion after something like this happens. I’m a devout religion hater, as many of them subjugate women, so it’s difficult for me to understand. I try not to hate on people…