In a fiery lake of hell, for all eternity.

You JoPa defenders need to rot in hell. Fuck you.

Seriously, fuck this guy, fuck his dead rotting corpse, and fuck any and all rabid Penn State Paterno defenders. Most of all, fucking fuck Jerry Fucking Sandusky.

Yeah, first responder here (volunteer fire fighter/EMT) . One of the first things I do when I enter a rescue scenario, is to access the safety of the scene. Patrol officers are not trained in the kind of skills needed to pull off this particular rescue. This is a very specialized kind of skill, and one that you need…

Ayn Rand, is that you?

For me, Kobe represents everything I hate about NBA basketball. I love me some Steph Curry, and it’s players like him that have brought me back to the game. As for Kobe, that rapey asshole can eat a plate of ball sacks.

“Sure they are.” -Everyone outside the NYC bubble

I’m a lesbian, so I found Carol to be one of my favorite love story movies ever. I have an honest question that me and my wife were wondering about. Do we love this movie because we are lesbians and there are no good lesbian movies (I call this the Tyler Perry Syndrome) orrrr is this an honest to goodness great movie…

The one and only time I wipe my ass while standing is when I am on a river trip and you have to poop in the ammo can. Not. Comfortable. Then and only then, is wiping while standing acceptable.

A hat like this? Cat cop don’t take no shit.

You have to admit though, the old Deadspin commenters were wayyyyyyyy worse. Now they are a kinder, gentler version of their old selves.

Best quote about this story, “#RedSox bench Pablo Sandoval. They didn’t sugarcoat the news, because he would have eaten that, too.”

Stop blaming progressives who aren’t going to vote for Clinton. Blame the DNC for driving the Democratic party into the ground. Don’t blame progressives who want to vote for a candidate who represents their values. And for the record, I’m a Bernie supporter who will be holding her nose and voting for Clinton if she is…

I always root for a fellow “husky” girl. When I was an 8 year old chubby girl, I got a birthday card from my horrible grandmother that read. “Dear BirdDroppings, Hope you have a wonderful birthday. Don’t eat too much cake, because you’re getting very plump. Love Grandma.” Bitch.

Perhaps it’s my rural upbringing, or maybe my blue collar life, but as I read this, I couldn’t help but think, Jesus, what a load of first world problems. I’m of the mindset that “you do you,” and “to each his own,” so goodonya girl. I do however, love living in a world where my friends and I are too busy working,…

Uhhhh, duh. Not trying to victim blame here, buttttt....wait, yes I am. That is exactly what I am doing. Trump has been publicly and loudly being a sexist pig since day 1! How did she not see this coming?

When I was a kid, I saw Richard Simmons on tv dancing around and being his energetic self. I asked my dad, who is this guy? My dad, being a homophobic jerk said, “that’s the fruitiest fag on the planet, my dear.” That memory has always stuck with me because I then grew up thinking that Richard Simmons WAS gay people.…

The sensible and frail adult in me is like, “Hey, those two should bang on the bed, otherwise they’re both gonna have sore backs tomorrow.”