BirdDroppings
BirdDroppings
BirdDroppings

“Those in the BASE jumping community are aware of the stunt James Hickey attempted, and it was planned by James, also being fully aware of the implications if not successful. Recent video footage surfacing online shows the tragic events.The stunt consists of three basic moves, where the parachute would be lit on fire

The point is, other human with a penis, that this particular rape plot was completely unnecessary. Why do it? It was pointless.

You’re missing the point, human with a penis. A point you will never understand because you don’t live in a world where your possession of a vagina means you are allowed to be raped for no fucking reason and it’s called a plot line...on EVERY. FUCKING. SHOW. ON. TV.

Fuck her. I’m voting for Bernie Sanders. Go ahead and tell me I’m pissing away my vote. At least I will be able to sleep at night...even if it that sleep occurs under the rule of an evil nut sack, Ted Cruz.

We’re fatter than Jets fans. That makes us better.

How can these two people, who are hands down the worst two people on the planet, able to be in the same room together without a black hole opening up and swallowing the universe?

You PC, libtards finally sacked up and wrote that you think Tsarnaev is bad. Bout time, you freedom hating hippies. I’m still waiting on your piece about where you stand on Hitler.

"The back story is that there's ongoing, and potentially unconstitutional efforts taking place in Utah, Arizona, Wyoming, New Mexico, Colorado, Nevada, Alaska and Idaho to see those states take possession of public land from the federal government, then allow the exploitation of their resources by private industry"

Maryland fans are grade A d-bags too. In fact, I put them at the top of the list of biggest Douche Baggins in college athletics. There are stories from my Clemson friends who say that the Clemson band always hated to have to go to ANY away Maryland games because of the trash and vile expletives that were always

Yes a thousand times to your comment, and you stated it better than I ever could have. They play the line with the stereotypes on the show, but ALWAYS bring it back around to prove the point of how stupid these typical stereotypes are. The werewolf joke has been my favorite part of this season. I love it when he

Except they ARE finding exotic color morphs. I lived in Ochoppee, FL, within the boundaries of Big Cypress National Preserve, and lived in National Park Service housing. They have found color morphs within Everglades NP and Big Cy. Nice try though.

While that definitely contributed to the problem, let me just tell you a story about when I worked at Big Cypress...Everglades National Park's younger, less glamorous sister park. I worked in environmental education and asked a group of visiting 7th graders from Naples if they had ever visited the swamp before. One

That's exactly what I thought too. Glad I'm not the only (dick?) to think that. Knowing all that we know, with all the research on CTE, and all the research on how bad even practicing football is, how the fuck could anyone let their son play football? With that said, go Bears.

I've decided that "get on my level cunts" is how I will end all sentences from now on.

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It's the equivalent of the ladies who take off their earrings before they throw down. Behold the human they call, "The Snooki."

The only people worse than dumb people fighting in dumb fight videos, are the dumb people who film dumb fight videos.

I just imagine the conversation that was had the evening before these two hit the town on their way to join the douche parade. "Bro, I'm wearing my light green button down with the grey zip up fleece and khakis, so you have to wear your blue button down with your black zip up fleece and khakis."

You must be referring to the gentleman in the dinner jacket and Ed Hardy tee, with the backwards red cap?

I mean, really the ONLY difference, is that one party likes the gay stuff and the other doesn't. Republicans have always liked butt play

True Whittier story. I used to occasionally work in Whittier as an educator on boat cruises and in their schools. We had a saying about Whittier. "It's always shittier in Whittier." Meaning, it pisses rain and snow there All. Year. Long. One year they had 11 days where there was 8 hours of constant sunlight.