You’re missing the point, human with a penis. A point you will never understand because you don’t live in a world where your possession of a vagina means you are allowed to be raped for no fucking reason and it’s called a plot line...on EVERY. FUCKING. SHOW. ON. TV.

Fuck her. I’m voting for Bernie Sanders. Go ahead and tell me I’m pissing away my vote. At least I will be able to sleep at night...even if it that sleep occurs under the rule of an evil nut sack, Ted Cruz.

We’re fatter than Jets fans. That makes us better.

How can these two people, who are hands down the worst two people on the planet, able to be in the same room together without a black hole opening up and swallowing the universe?

You PC, libtards finally sacked up and wrote that you think Tsarnaev is bad. Bout time, you freedom hating hippies. I’m still waiting on your piece about where you stand on Hitler.

Maryland fans are grade A d-bags too. In fact, I put them at the top of the list of biggest Douche Baggins in college athletics. There are stories from my Clemson friends who say that the Clemson band always hated to have to go to ANY away Maryland games because of the trash and vile expletives that were always…

Yes a thousand times to your comment, and you stated it better than I ever could have. They play the line with the stereotypes on the show, but ALWAYS bring it back around to prove the point of how stupid these typical stereotypes are. The werewolf joke has been my favorite part of this season. I love it when he…

That's exactly what I thought too. Glad I'm not the only (dick?) to think that. Knowing all that we know, with all the research on CTE, and all the research on how bad even practicing football is, how the fuck could anyone let their son play football? With that said, go Bears.

I've decided that "get on my level cunts" is how I will end all sentences from now on.

It's the equivalent of the ladies who take off their earrings before they throw down. Behold the human they call, "The Snooki."

The only people worse than dumb people fighting in dumb fight videos, are the dumb people who film dumb fight videos.

I just imagine the conversation that was had the evening before these two hit the town on their way to join the douche parade. "Bro, I'm wearing my light green button down with the grey zip up fleece and khakis, so you have to wear your blue button down with your black zip up fleece and khakis."

You must be referring to the gentleman in the dinner jacket and Ed Hardy tee, with the backwards red cap?

I mean, really the ONLY difference, is that one party likes the gay stuff and the other doesn't. Republicans have always liked butt play

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever tell the police yes, when they ask if they can search your vehicle. Ever.

Ever. Ever.

I can't even begin to tell you what a fucking moron you are, but I'm sure others on here have already beat me to it. That last thing anyone wants is for this dipshit to be silenced. It does not say that in the Gawker story, nor will you find any person here asking for that. You fucking idiot. We can all agree and…

Well, since I already watched The Best Cat Fails Of This Hour, and The Best Dog Shaming Videos Of The Last 3 Days, I might as well watch this.

Having met Vonn in Girdwood, Alaska back in 2007, I can confirm that she is indeed a humorless robot....but then again, most high performing professional athletes are.

You're right. Instead, the critics and assholes just constantly call her a man though.