Deadspin Headline - "Southern Utah Player Rejected To Infinity"

They should not have had him walk off the floor. Stretcher? Wheelchair? The kid clearly has some serious shit going on.

I'd rather watch a 4 year old pirate do the robot to this song. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10…

Ahhhhh Palin as VP? Hell to the fuckin no.

Tori Hunter can eat a dick...but not a gay dick....a straight one.

I'll take the, out of my hands oppression from the country I live in, but I won't willingly subject myself to any oppressive religion by choice.

Are women told their bodies are full of sin? Are women stoned to death in the name of the religion? Are gay people killed for being gay? If the answer is no, then I am totally down with Wicca.

Bill Maher is too dickish for my tastes. With that said, I hate all religions that oppress women. Soooooooooo, that's pretty much all of them. Too many bad apples in all the top religions for me. I'll be over here, not associating myself with any made up fairytale shit, not being oppressed. Thanks.

Uhhhhhhhh, did you watch a different video?

As a raging feminist, I approve of this message.

Balls. That is all.

I'm sorry that your mother didn't love you. My condolences.

Oh look, a gamergater wondered over from 4chan

No, it's about an orca that killed a bunch of people. #boycottSeaWorld

Did you really just drop a DUAN?

Thank you. From one bleeding heart liberal to another. Thank you.

Oh fuck you, that was amazing.

Miami Fucking Dolphins, bro!

"Biiigga baaabee" Tony Siragusa

I believe digital penetration is where a USB is placed in the anus. I think I read that in a Dan Savage column or something.