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Come feel my Chicago island vibes!

Drunk Cuba Gooding Jr. is more interesting than regular Cuba Gooding Jr.

It always cracks me up that people talk about living in the Taj Mahal.

You know what I love most about this? The fact that Beyonce and Jay Z won’t comment or fight back against this. They are just going to handle it privately or not at all. I love their self control. It is so refreshing.

Really?

Walk around eating handfuls of loose hamburger meat out of a bag labeled HUMAN FLESH.

lol ok gaston

I’m pretty sure Taylor Swift’s heart belongs to Taylor Swift. She’s the love of her own life, Narcissus-style.

How many times did Shailene Woodley’s neighbors think the phrase “What the fuck is wrong with this family?” while driving past their house?

I have this theory that’s kind of half-baked and it goes like this: SJP, while an attractive woman, is not a bombshell and doesn’t seem to really present herself for the male gaze. Her love of fashion (and Carrie Bradshaw’s love of fashion) seem to be about her gaze and her own pleasure. Societally, we really don’t

How great it must feel to do something charitable and have the credit go to your ex boyfriend.

Ummm...no. Chick lit is chick lit. It's what you read on a damn beach, and all of her books qualify. Toni Morrison? Zadie Smith? Rice? Didion??? Not chick lit.

I have read many of Weiner’s books, and generally like her work. They are the kind of books I read to give my mind a rest from the heavy academic reading that dominates my days. There is nothing wrong with “chick lit.” (although I generally prefer the term “beach reads”). It has its place in the world, and Weiner’s

I realize that being Oprah’s book selection is a big deal because extra $$ and name recognition, but isn’t she pretty darn famous and successful already?

I’ll bet he made her dress up like Val Kilmer and play volleyball with him and that’s the only way he could maintain an erection.

I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.

Yeah, I’m with you here. I work from home, and have 2 kids, the youngest of whom is 19 months old and currently seems to have a death wish. When I take them out of the house, I need to be able to sprint and climb after him, so workout pants and sneakers fit the bill. Granted, I’m not glammed up with a fully

I’m getting tired of the athleisure mom shaming. Honestly, it’s exhausting. What, exactly, is it ok for moms to wear? Please tell me. I spend all day crawling around on the floor, sweating, wrestling the baby into the stroller for walks, whatever. And I’m sorry that actually the easiest thing to wear for these

i think they probably wear it because it’s comfortable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ doesnt have to be about projecting an image

I put peppermint Bronner’s in a small container I have labeled “Ball Tingler” and I leave it for the mister. He uses sparingly!