He probably was just really scared that Hilaria would find out he was eating non-vegan and went into panic mode. 

More more more more more more more please more. 

God, I love her. 

“she says, chewing the cheese stuck on the spoon from her onion soup”. . . You’re fired. Leave now.  

Thank you, Amy, for wearing normal fucking clothes to the gym. Remember when you used to just wear, like, pants or shorts and a sweaty t? Not an ensemble?

False, I have a smattering.

I am so glad people are finally giving him the treatment he deserves. It’s always made me so fucking frustrated to read these starry-eyed interviews and essays about him when he’s a total selfish, entitled, sexist pig.

I’ve been there, Hilary, and it SUCKS. My neighbors smoked on their balcony, right under my window, at all hours of the night, a window I had to have open because I had a box fan in it and no AC. I still get high blood pressure thinking about it. ETA: I would likely be doubly infuriated if I had kids and paid more…

Blake actually says, “Kids used to make fun of me”. Difference between that and saying she was bullied, I think.

Blake actually says, “Kids used to make fun of me”. Difference between that and saying she was bullied, I think.

Blake actually says, “Kids used to make fun of me”. Difference between that and saying she was bullied, I think.

I don’t care who that dress is “for” I fucking want it to wear every single day.

I don’t like this song, but the phone parts KILLLLLLLS me. Why do people keep doing this cheesy shit? Like, still? It hurts it’s so uncomfortably cheesy.

Calling it this from now on. You’re an all-star.

Unanswered: is she still gluten free??

I love them.

I love them.

Bahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

And she’s a kindergarten teacher.

That pose threw me and I thought she had suuuuuper long toes. That’s all.

Way to go, A-holes.