She’s my friend, but not my best.

Beautiful! and I think I have that same glider?? Congrats to you for managing a baby for a whole year!

None of these work if you are doing anything but standing straight up or lying down flat. Show me someone sitting or bending over in one of these.

You’ll get through it and then you’ll have another baby and it’ll happen again and you won’t even remember how you got through it. Oh well.

I love Kmart for their shoes and plants. There, I said it. I LOVE KMART, OKAY!??! I LOVE THEIR PLANTS AND SHOES!!!

I honestly thought, “whelp, I must officially be out of style or old or both because there is no way in actual hell I would wear these”. Granted I have two children and they aren’t a look that’s conducive to breastfeeding, but they’re also just stupid and ugly. Thank you, in short, for making me feel human.

Love that this is filed to INSPIRING because indeed it is.

Yes, that’s what I meant. He most certainly is.

Imagine actually taking it: “More flowers. More. More. Hmmmmmmm. A veil? Perfect. Is my lipstick right? Fuck it, let’s do this.”

I’m sorry but you’re mistaken.

I bet it’s been pretty hard to hide with her walking about like that. Ohhh Bey.

You’re mistaken, it’s the best. Both modest and completely revealing. The veil! The panties! The flowers! MORE IS MORE!

If Trump does something to ruin this, SO HELP ME GOD!

Responses thus far:

RING THE ALARM!

I’ll be your friend! Do you think she’s upset that she’ll be skipping a family of FOUR? or will she adopt so she has FOUR kids? I have to know!

This is also the best pregnancy announcement ever and I plan on stealing it. When is she starting her maternity veil line, I wonder?

SAME

Group text I just sent: “RING THE ALARM! BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS! BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS!”