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I be in Pennsylvania all like VIBES ARE VIBES

Like they’re DYING to live in the Taj Mahal. No? Not good? Whatever.

I like coziness and privacy. But more than that I like to not see my kitchen while I eat a nice dinner.

The cats all look like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch: ie. not real at all.

OK but did Hugh do legs or arms today? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!

BRB listening to the This American Life about fear of sleeping. wherein the people have a bedbug infestation, ie. The Ira Glass Family Hour.

Okay, how is spending time with someone and getting a tattoo of something they gave you one-sided? Just because we’re used to the stereotype of the woman being the one who’s more “into” the relationship? I think it’s refreshing, actually, to see a guy put himself out there like he does, especially in hip-hop culture.

I know the General Opinion is that Drake is Not Good Enough, but I think he’s the best. Of all the choices of rappers out there right now, I’d 4 sure pick him. Seems like a sweet, genuine guy. Why is that not good enough?

Or for people who do have kids! Because it’s great to be able to actively engage with your kids and not worry about your clothes!

You could be me. I was just saying that, actually, this trend is a godsend and really conducive to have small children. It allows you to A) spend minimal time getting put-together B) actually be active with your children and C) be able to get some exercise if and when you have the time without having to change.

Plus, you know what? Having kids usually requires that you be (gasp!) active! If they were in heels and short skirts I can *maybe* see eye-rolling, but this is actually a great trend for moms and I hope it never ends.

Yeah, if I want tinglecrotch I go for the Doc.

That was probably the most likable Blake Lively interview thus far. I know everyone here hates her, but I’ve always had a soft spot for her and I feel like this interview is redeeming.

Really?? How do you use it? TMI??

When Harry Ate Sally is the best part of my day, hands-down. Thank you.

I would marry the Gizeh.

My niece called hers her Girl America Doll. 5 years ago. And that’s what we all still call them.

Jay Z’s face in this picture is exactly how I feel about this entire situation. Come on, kids.

I literally could not be less surprised. I wish them every happiness that email can bring.

My high school boyfriend wanted to make a spaghetti hoagie and I told him that was bullshit and disgusting. So. Looks like he was just ahead of his time?