NGL, I fucking love her. She’s that lady that you nod, smile, and then walk away laughing to yourself that she’s a fucking nightmare and blissfully unaware about it.

Its probably a condo/co-op, so likely millions of dollars. I would be pissed too if my very pricey home reeked of dope.

What you wrote this is about sounds fun, but this is such a weirdly cut trailer.

What kind of woman says lady parts?

Having children is not rational. Never has been, never will be. They ruin your snatch, your bank account and your social life. Best decision I ever made.

If I had the money to burn (which apparently Depp does not, but I digress), I would totally hire someone to constantly feed me lines. I’m not an actor, just to be clear.

The Cheat is to the limit!!

I’ve read you can start baby led weaning at 6 months

I’m having a hard time digesting all the glee at the idea of Sears and Kmart closing. I keep thinking of the people that work there and clearly need their jobs. And when I want to buy major appliances and mattresses I go to Sears. Sure, I can go to other places, but what about all those people who will be…

does it come with any sort of iron clad guarantee that it’s not communicating how often i’m removing hair where i’m removing it from?

does it come with any sort of iron clad guarantee that it’s not communicating how often i’m removing hair where i’m…

Preach

The fact that Blake Lively is more successful than her is the most Serena van der Woodson thing to ever happen

Karlie, there’s no need to pose. Please stick to the videos and songs that you’re used to.

Eazy E’s. Ice Cubes and D.O.C.’s.
The Snoop D-O-Double G’s,
And the group that said “Motherfuck the police.”

2003? Lol, okay. Mega fan? Got it.

Word for word - sent the exact same text!

Mine said: BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS!! I HOPE IT IS TWIN GIRLS AND THEY COME OUT OF HER IN FORMATION!!

I interrupted my boyfriend’s boring work story to yell the news at him. He said his story was cooler. Lol naw boy.

New fusion genre : new mom drug addict memoirs! She’s pretty, blonde, on drugs....AND A MOM 😱