Guys this is very important. DO NOT flush anything apart from toilet paper (and the stuff you wipe with it). It’s a big problem for the waste treatment folks we depend on.

I guess it’s better to be accused of raping dozens of women than to be an actual woman!

From the looks of that photo she is pumped about stealing a bunch of dalmatians, tho.

Who can tell when K-Stew is happy? She only has one facial expression.

I paid for my own admittance, so that entitles me to an opinion about the rudeness of immature people who can’t get off their phone. People on their phones are being rude and distracting to other attendees. If it is a live show they are also being blatantly disrespectful to the performers. If something is so important…

I am not going to lie if there was a chance I could get a picture of a Pikachu chilling next to Rhianna you can be damn sure I would take that chance and catch the fuck out of that Pikachu while I was at it

“He said Dada today, three times!”

The only time I haven’t supported Kanye was when he revealed himself as a Cosby apologist but other than that, I overlook the egomania. If it were a white musician with that bravado, most people wouldn’t bat an eye. And it’s not like Kanye doesn’t have the work to backup his claims of greatness, his music is…

I also want to say that I also wear a lot of these styles and I believe this entire post to be a violent subtweet

joanna can we do this privately

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

I didn’t even realize that was an ad. No wonder this fucking country’s going down the toilet.

Ok, but can you bring the doll to a restaurant?

Christian Bale once asked an assistant to “eliminate” a fan, and detailed a method of killing them with a screwdriver. Thank god I’m not a fan!

Umm, sue specifically stated last year that he never gave her a call. He did.

This is how Swift greeted Tom Hiddleston for their first date.

Is it just me or are her eyes sparkling with conception and a smile that says “PREGNANCY SECRETS”?

This is where I fully embrace the unapologetic simplicity and beauty of GYM. TAN. LAUNDRY.

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