I told my husband he was going to get diabetes if he tried to feed a squirrel a peanut at the park, definitely meant rabies. Still haven’t lived that one down.

Additional evidence: At our 4th of July BBQ, 18 weeks pregnant, I couldn’t remember the word “cake” and tried explaining to my confused husband that I wanted a slice of “sugar bread.”

I dunno, between enduring a dinner with someone constantly reminding me of how beautiful and INTELLIGENT she is and HOW BIZARRE AND WEIRD THAT COMBO IS and someone telling me that canvas is the new burlap and how to get the very best Louboutins...

I mean, all of the fetishization of a “fit/sexy pregnancy” is bullshit and creepy as hell. You’re going through a massive physical, emotional, hormonal, and mental time. It’s exciting, it’s terrifying, it’s fun, it’s... a lot of things. It shouldn’t also feel like a fucking beauty pageant.

I’m pregnant right now and I am currently hating that every day there is a new article about a pregnant woman with a 6-pack baby bump is being shamed. Like, no she isn’t, no one is shaming her but this obsession with 6-pack pregnancies means we are setting new, ridiculously high standards for women, woooo.

Not something I’m putting into my google search history.

Reminder that you don’t know me or my moods. You’ve been followed again. Rejoice.

You’re very much overthinking this greys/comments thing and my concern with what you all think of Beyonce. Someone probably accidentally unfollowed. Happens a lot. It has been fixed. It’s really not that serious guys. None of this is.

So, I’m not a big Kanye fan but I also cannot stand this kind of musical gatekeeping. It reminds me of when Beck beat Beyonce for that Grammy and people kept talking about how he was a “real” artist and she wasn’t because he plays instruments or whatever (so does she, by the way). Some of Kanye’s music has been…

This entire video was the idea of MARC JACOBS!!! He controls all the celebrity in the clip. Jacobs has great influence on Kanye, he made him famous. He also made a top model out of Kendall Jenner.

Can we stop using “mommy” as an adjective? Mommy bloggers, mommy classes, mommy vacations, “mommy friends.” It has this weird way of infantilizing motherhood by tying it to infant parlance. Get off your baby’s level! You’re a mother, a mom, you speak “adult.”

Someone responded to my comment with a detailed description of these shoes. Apparently they have excellent rubber soles that make them ideal for walking on rocks. So basically what I’m saying is that Tom Hiddleston comments on Jezebel.

IF? HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I think Kanye thinks he is telling the truth but doesn’t have the self awareness to realize how the conversation actually went.

Been using it 12 years, never been pregnant.

Apricot gelato sounds like it would be utterly amazing or ridiculously gross.

yasss, i was there! my sister and i bought the tickets on a whim THAT DAY and showed up. T’was magical. I was almost inspired to buy that tour jacket -but not quite! And yeah, she’s just...handling business and living life like that didn’t happen. I used to feel bad for Beyonce ‘cause I thought she didn’t have a…

“Mother May I Sleep With Bat Boy?” on Lifetime.

Speak for yourself. I live around Pittsburgh and I reserve my right to be concerned.

The accident in the lab is concerning. Zika is frightening. But more concerning to me (ever since the accident) are the neighborhood cats that have started to go missing. And the chickens that were slaughtered in Mrs. O’Henneson’s coop last week. Coulda been a wolf, but....there was a print in the blood. Looked more…