I feel like most 20 something women I know are much closer to their female friends than the men they date. I think one of the reasons women are getting married later in life is because female friends fulfill a lot of the emotional intimacy we need in our lives. I don’t think there’s anything homosexual about it, I…

People would not run that story unless they have proof it is true. They are a somewhat respectable publication, whilst still being star-fuckers, and would not want to alienate Johnny Depp. This is huge.

You know, you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting some racist making fun of stereotypical “black” names like Shaniqua. But white folks can name their kids Trace and Track like it’s nothing. That shit is fucked.

Also, 18 year olds are the worst?????????

So what you’re saying here is that all guys from Kentucky are scumbags? That we should be waiting for George Clooney to beat his wife and sell drugs?

Growing up, I always thought my mom was the perfect example of a brave, selfless woman trying to raise three kids by herself because her husband was a deadbeat. Now that I’m all grown up, I realize that she was an asshole at times who used us and turned us young kids in her fights with our dad. I love her still, but…

Yes but did he make that “unhh!” sound at the end of the line?

There is only one King...

Star Lord

Clarissa, explain yourself!

Just the threat of an alarm is good enough. Kind of like when my parents said if I peed in the pool the water would turn red all around me.

The Denver airport conspiracy theories are just about the only ones I somewhat kind of believe in because there are so many weird things about it! A few choice items:

I’d dump a pizza to date Chris Evans. And I fucking love pizza.

“Oh my, no. Heaven’s to Betsey and Saints preserve, I most certainly am not, Ma’am”

Sources say the couple has been trying “aggressively” to conceive

If I was married to a swimmer, I’d demand he be shirtless most of the time.

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

If I could, I would get rid of May 4th just to stop the stupid Star Wars shit all day. OVER IT.

The angles were really awful. His thighs looked so skinny.