I think it’s the result of lots and lots of laser resurfacing treatments. And yes, it’s pretty normal for wealthy women in LA.

I mean, when I was vegan the only thing I craved was human flesh. I think that is just a thing.

Vegans are against murder. Unless it’s the murder of humans that are killing animals for food.

How do you know when someone is a vegan?

I swear to god, I’m going to rewatch that for like an hour. When she rips on Kim for her two month marriage for two seconds I can almost see some life flash into those miserable eyes.

Shit like this is why I have a constant what the fuck face in clothing stores. Purchasing a coat last year that had the buttonholes sewn through the pockets rendering them unusable was the last straw. I learned to sew young, having been raised by my grandmother who sewed most of my wardrobe until I was in about Junior…

Even on a less pricey dress I would think it could be better than this. This is terrible. It’s such a cute pattern, but wow what a mess the cutting was.

Or soon to be dead, amirite

Hold up, I got a better one:

Lissen up white folks, it is damn near impossible for a minority to do anything to collective hamper your lives. When a term, which most of you didn’t even know before this past weekend, comes out describing a facet of you or your culture, it’s OK not to feel offended (god knows black folks take on the chin whenever…

Right? OMG he was ONLY worth $150 million. Prince was a pauper!

Sit by the fire, my child, and let me tell you the terrible tales of the great taco famine of aught six.

“We give each other compliments. He’ll say, “You look beautiful,” or “That looks great.” Or I’ll say, “I don’t know about this outfit,” and he’ll say, “No let’s change that.” And I’ll absolutely say to him, “You know what? No T-shirts.” [Laughs]

All of this and it’s also Tabloid Wednesday. It’s like I died and went to heaven.

“Now, the key, DJ, is to make it look like you’re not wearing makeup at all”.

All I see is blue and black

I knew it!

You sound nice

Kim also wore this outfit yesterday, so I’m fairly certain she is high on something.

water the essence of wetness