I call it being body-efficient ;)

Omg thank you so much for making me feel less like a shallow monster ;)

Right? Riiight? I started having baby thoughts once I realized that my body ain’t going back, which is super lame and also a great story to tell your potential children.

...Exactly. I’m sure she means well, she strikes me as quite sincere even if her constant yoga posing photos are super annoying. But even with that baby belly she is still way slimmer than most people.

Some of my Japanese friends on facebook periodically write statuses in Japanese then do an approximate English translation at the end. One of these friends did a super long status in Japanese, then at the end wrote in English “Today we found human bone in my neighbor yard lol.”

can’t everyone just wear a black fucking shirt everyday please?

I think you mean Reverse Freedom braid.

I was like, “Please, please please, be a well-intentioned but ill-advised attempt to teach a valuable lesson about internet safety and privacy . . . Oh Lord, have mercy.”

This is quite possibly the best way to describe Hillary’s entire political career.

They made the change to save $100/day, so that means it takes 5 and a half days of lead poisoning an entire community to pay for one hour of a lawyer’s time.

But the good news is, we saved SO much money poisoning the families of Flint, that we’ve got plenty of money to spend on lawyers! So quit yer bitchin taxpayers.

I wonder if the assholes of the internet have already started questioning why she thinks anyone would spike her drink, because fat.

It’s almost as if fabric can just bunch up over baby bumps when someone sits down.....but no......that would be too simple.

It doesn’t slut shame her at all, it was just like a funny observation. Maybe Kim and Justin Bieber should start a support group for people who don’t understand Bette Midler’s hilarious jokes.

do not lump midwife assisted homebirths in with unassisted homebirths—they are totally different. I had a midwife-assisted homebirth and had the years of her experience and advanced medical training as well as all of her emergency equipment in my bedroom for the event. Freebirthers have none of those things. My kids…

Number one: that’s she’s always the one in the group who takes the joke too far.

Is that loose fishtail braid like...part of the rules? I don’t remember that from Under the Banner of Heaven.

That’s super weird! It’s yellow and the image of Satan devouring a lamb to me.

What about the more obvious ghost in the mirror. Are we going to talk about that?