I ugly cry each time I think about it!

I still dream about that chair. I never drooled over any of the outfits, but damn, I wanted that chair.

Team That Brown Chair Aidan Gave Carrie, which was too good for that broad!!!

I thought the most harsh you could get with “Bless your heart” was to say it to someone’s face, but I was wrong; the true nuclear move is to say it to a reporter doing a Vanity Fair profile they will DEFINITELY read

“‘When his sun shines on you, you feel it.’ But when the sun is shining elsewhere, it’s cold. He can cast quite a shadow.”

That’s one of Marge’s lines in The Talented Mr. Ripley.

Can’t find a flaw in that.

I was gonna agree with you but then I saw this gif...now I’m not so sure. Suddenly it all makes sense.

Oh fuck that nonsense. I don’t give a single shit about Kanye West or any of his manifold emotional damage, but sneering at rap music is beyond silly. What is this, 1985? Rap musicians have created some of the most electrifying works of verbal artistry of the modern age. Kanye’s a weird old piece of shit, but he is…

This is the best thing I’ve read all week.

I’m not a fan either but I think she loves her children the best way she knows how: sticking her nose in their business, buying them food, and making them millions by exploiting every inch of their lives. 2/3 are normal mom stuff.

my reaction

ROB’S INSTAGRAM POST

I can’t be mad at Kris. Filling your children’s refrigerators with food they have no intention of eating is a parent’s prerogative.

A while ago I was walking in a businessy part of San Francisco’s Chinatown at 8am and got whooshed by a dude on a skateboard with carefully coiffed hair, a comically large paper cup of coffee, and really strong weed fumes. I was so impressed. That seemed to be a lot to already have done by 8.

I call my 3 year old Captain Cockblock.

we have a toddler. twice a week is a lot for us.

Banning Sony means you’re prepared to ban yourself from the music of Adele and Beyonce. Are you prepared to make that sacrifice?

Funny thing, this pope seems a lot chiller with abortion.