I don’t eat anything with a cell wall.

i still love kanye like kanye loves kanye tho :-|

What’s your wife up to this weekend? We’re best friends now.

Of course 1) I’m stupid 2) I once smothered him with a pillow while he slept only to give up when I realized he wasn't going to push me off but rather just continue to lay there like an idiot and die.

This is all I can think of.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for his friend? I make only slightly more than that in a week.

Keep at it! Sometimes she runs, sometimes she hides, and sometimes she’s scared of you. But all she really wants is for you to hold her tight! Be with her DAY AND NIGHT.

I don’t care about any hypocrisy. In my book if you survive the Nazi’s, you get a free pass to do whatever the hell you want.

HEY, BOBBY.

While I don’t think that parent/kid valentines are creepy, that picture of that dude and his mother definitely is.

Holy eff, this made me laugh so hard.

No, I mean, why is there a building next to her?

You really have to respect that Steven Tyler just wanders around like that. I mean, he's a walking choking hazard, but he's committed to his brand.

People give Kim so much shit for being useless, but I would take Kim walking around in a flesh colored leotard, not hurting anyone, than this deranged bullshit. The clothes Kanye creates are fucking ugly. His music has not been good since MBDTF. His new album is already a mess. He is a Cosby apologist (and seriously,…

Honestly part of me has always been sad they have never adopted like a tiger. Would watch.

ahh see “rejected ice dancing outfits” is also very much my style aesthetic

Since you made a koala pun, I’ll mention how there’s a vetinary clinic I drive by frequently. They have one of those lit signs that let them make all kinds of monochorme pictures and they’ll often put puns up.

I think Pres. Obama hit the nail on the head with "jackass."

I was listening to College Drop Out yesterday and I found it really bizarre how poignant he can be in his writing but so incredibly stupid in his “real” life.

I long for the days when the biggest rap controversy was Coolio getting upset about “Amish Paradise.”