They’re the utter worst. I try to watch that show sometimes when it’s truly all that’s on and I can’t!

Wow. For once in my life I like Kris Jenner. Also, I was very preoccupied with how weird their skin all looked. Weird. I’ve never been to LA, but do all the people look like they have masks on like that?

When I see someone in a shirt where the striped or the plaid doesn’t line up I just shake my head and feel real pity for them. You’ve been had.

Exactly. Do rich people not notice that? I thought rich people noticed that!

For as much as Blue Ivy’s dress must have cost I am INFURIATED that the pattern does not line up better than that.

Wow, I have something in common with Mario Lopez. Finally!

Seriously. Oldest gossip in town.

Oh geez, most babies come out looking like ET could be their father! This is gonna take MONTHS to figure out!

“He is no oligarch” is how I’m going to describe everyone,

Astronaut ice cream is the shit! What the hell?!?

I just can’t get behind the Bell/Shepherd thing. It’s too much.

Or “Excuse me, there are bugs crawling/falling out of your hair”.

YES. Best publication, hands-down, ever. We all suffered a very real loss.

Best!

I feel so so sorry for all the other, EVEN PRETTIER, women who must have auditioned for this.

Seriously! I always wonder what they would do to lil old me... I’d come out unrecognizable!

Those are much better, but I’m also SO distracted by how gorgeous those dresses are!

Good for her, but am I alone in wondering, every single time “what the hell would they do to ME?!?” Honestly. I’d love to send in a picture just to see.

Wait, is Dale Earnhardt Jr. pregnant?

So what Charlize is saying is, “if you’re getting roles you’re not as gorgeous as me”. I wonder how many friends she has? I mean, aside from Sean Penn.