Same. Why don’t people ever approach me to develop Dystopian Reality Shows? I think I may have a gift here.

It would amazing. My life is decidedly lacking in Tyra Mail.

Another Important Question: how many of your “roommates” are robots? HOW MANY ARE ROBOTS?!?

Ooookaayyyyy, but when do they start voting each other out, or whatever? How often do they get Tyra mail? Is there a Confessional?

This picture makes me think Brett Keisel will also be on it. Will Brett Keisel also be on it? BC OMG I LOOOOOVE HIM!

The last time I was pregnant my OB/GYN asked why I’m not vegan when I’m vegetarian. I said because I love cheese. He said, “Ugh! I wish you wouldn’t eat cheese! It is INHERENTLY BAD FOR YOU!” Literally your exact words. Needless to say, I ditched him and kept cheese. <3

Thank you for in turn making mine.

I like Hilaria’s sentiment, but I don’t think it’s doing much to counter the “common emotions in our society that elevates a thin body above all else.” because, well, she’s quite thin. With a baby bump (hate that term), yes, but still a quite enviable figure. I’m 14 weeks pregnant with my second and would celebrate my…

Jessica’s totally downing those brownie whatever’s in the car. That “ Oh Justin LOVES these” was a cover— I see you, Jessica!

Oh, I don’t think she has any control over him or that she should. I would have just left him out of the whole picture given his recent behavior towards women. Personally.

We’ll order you a pizza with no fur, k?

Like, 2 weeks after her “empowering” husband internationally slut-shamed his ex? Not into it.

BRB gluin’ 75 pom poms to my strappy sandals. Am I glam now?!?

It’s seriously a masterpiece.

C is where it’s at. I miss mine; thanks babbies!

It’s unreal how much I’ve aged since I had her. Granted she was in NICU for a week and has not been an easy baby, but yeesh.

The best!

OMG THOSE ZOMBIES!!!!!

My recipe for hella wrinkles and gray hairs in just 2 years: get pregnant and have a baby!

I’m due in September, too, and reading a forum that is ... so entertaining. I’m being kind here. Wow.