Nary a smile in the bunch.

Does Orlando even KNOW that he’s dating Jon Benet Ramsey? Because that’s effed up.

Who needs outfits? Lounge naked in that chair.

I fucking love you for that. I loved that chair. Man.

I would want my child to be happy in their chosen field, whatever that field might be, regardless of what degree of education it required. Also, from what I understand Kanye’s mother actually helped him get into it when she met people with connections. She had the sense to recognize his talent versus pushing him into…

Ohhhhhhhhkay! Now that I’ve seen this video I totally get his recent behavior! He must be dizzy as fuuuuuuuuck!

Cheese constipates you. Fiber helps. They’re doing us a favor, really! Now I can eat even more cheese!

Yes! And they’re on sale this week at Aldi, so the universe is conspiring in your favor. You’re welcome!

I really think Beyoncé is the only one who could influence him at this point. The question is: does she even care?

True. They are not mutually exclusive.

Wish you’d said “bow WOW was that a fun start”.

I know. I know.

I was up in the middle of the night kind of worrying about him, too. So you’re not alone. He’s does not seem like himself or stable. (I’m putting myself out there to be “BUT HE’S AN ASSHOLE’d” at with that, but don’t curr).

I think it’s just a really weird angle and all those flags just somehow showed up because she has a weird coat on.

If North West goes missing, it was me. I pity that poor, poor child.

Agreed on all fronts. Yes.

Yeah, they don’t typically hand out VMA’s to people no one’s ever heard of...

I seriously think the second. Something seriously altered when his mom died and it would make some sense...

I do like the burgundy-sock-tippy-toes illusion here, tho. Every else is ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I think the fact that there are no pictures of North and Blue testifies to this. I’d bet they’re like, “Aw, shit, man, we’re busy AGAIN this weekend. Sorry!”.