I just find this so disappointing. I used to love him and, even though he was an asshole, he was a self-deprecating lovable asshole that you had some hope for. No more. RIP Love of Kanye.

When it comes to being terrible, THIS KOALA-FIES!!!

Shiiiiiiiiiit! This day just keeps getting worse. Can I just, like, put them next to my salt lamp for a while?

And them scrape them out with a cooper wire, warm it, and lick them off?

It’s in the same notebook where I keep my Apple ID, which is why I haven’t bought any music since 2012.

I’m sure this woman’s response would be that you have to soak them for 17 hours in reverse-osmosis, de-ionized Himalayan glacial melt-off to really get the ultimate hormone boost, though.

Brilliant.

Fuuuuuck, I forgot to activate my cashews and the cashew activation place is closed on the weekend!

Okay, but Diane, Abe doesn’t smile that. Love that grin.

Alls I have to say about this is that my husband thought it was going to be a play. I WISH!

Okay that made me laugh.

Here to tell ya, Jena, having a baby is a totally #possibleproject. Get over yourself.

#FLAUNTLIGHT

I cannot wait to watch this Lifetime movie!!!!!

I am in love with you.

That’s really unfortunate. I get annoyed and frustrated when people do things I don’t want with my baby’s pictures and I’m only moderately famous.

I’m very glad this was written because I’ve been looking at clothes and thinking, “ I guess this is it. I guess I’m old and just don’t get ‘those kids’”.

How about Tom Selleck stealing all that water though? That was so nuts to me, and ballsy!

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

I one hundred percent find her teeth more distracting than any of her outfits. Them’s just the facts.