Hey, my mom’s 64 and she looks better than I do in a bikini. It’s possible without work (though I obviously think she’s had some) if you’ve got the genes. Good for her for not caring at her age.

That was an incredibly funny and smart response. I am about dead.

The rest I was kind of like “yup, yup, whatever, right, yup”.

For real? I avoid Woody Allen, but that’s some serious bullshtein.

Your name would imply that you would care about this.

No, yesterday was something equally weird, though.

This is just to say/ Here are the boiled blue crabs.

He’s not a business man, he’s a business, mannnnnnn.

Same same same same same. You OBVIOUSLY don’t know my DOG!

More importantly, why is Parker Posey going to be in this? She should seriously know better.

Same on all fronts, but don’t you sometimes feel like Kirkland diapers will inexplicably have 4 days in a row of blow-outs? And you’re like, AHH THESE ARE TERRIBLE! and then they’re fine again for 2 months? or is that just me...

I want to say: I got burned using this sunscreen and returned it to the Costco from whence it came! I feel totally vindicated!

I love Beyonce. Bigtime. But just leave this type of shit to Gwynnie, please.

LOL!

I need to know what is inside Jen’s nostril. This is a distracting photo.

Thom Yorke and John Updike. Strange bedfellows.

Ah man, fuck it, to be that vivacious now. I am not 1/8th as vivacious as she is.

This quote about clutter in TheNYT:
“I love clutter. I think being totally minimal shows a lack of history and soul, and I find it sort of pitiful. I think it’s wonderful to have stuff and live with memories and things you enjoy.” Yes. Love her. She is superb.

If you were the Former Mr. Tina Knowles would you not be DYING seeing these photos? Shit.

Further affirmation that 16 yr-old Bingo was a Grade A Dunce.