"Megan Fox says she would be an archaeologist if she weren't an actress." is probably my favorite thing I've read thus far today. I mean, she's probably right... right?

You can remember it by thinking of a bag of crap.

Agreed. This is probably one of the weirdest questions I can imagine being asked and I can't imagine responding promptly or normally.

This is glorious.

Looks like it would work well with dry-erase markers, doesn't it?

Because I have zero maturity, there is no way I can imagine NOT drawing a ludicrous face on that beautiful blank canvas.

If it's just LED lights I feel like I can make it at home with cardboard and a string of Christmas bulbs. Ima look so good.

I hate that I know that J.Hud is quoting the Sex and the City movie. I hate myself for that, even though she was super cute in it.

BECAUSE YOU'RE MISSING OUT

I know people hate on Blake Lively a lot, but I just don't get it. Is she the world's most interesting person? No. But at least she's doing something and seems to have a more multi-dimensional life than a lot of the other stars her age. I like her and think she's good people.

I nominate this for comment of my life.

None of those women objected to wearing that dress? I would object.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha!

"Mr Byrne told Woman's Day."

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful.

Hahahahahahahaha same.

I don't know why, but this made me seriously laugh.

That cake looks foul.

Dear God,

EW, barf. Totally barf.