That's really annoying. My major complaint is that they are totally inconsistent size-wise. Like, the same item in different colors will be a totally different size and it's so irritating. I've had luck with their maternity maxi-dresses and tanks, but I air-dry everything so I don't know how they do in terms of…

Did you make these or are they for real?

It will get better, I promise. 11 weeks is tough as shit. And Old Navy is quasi-okay?

I'm surprised they haven't made one that says "Keep Calm and Give Birth" yet.

We all make mistakes; I'm sincerely sorry that was yours.

Just wipe your legs off with some leaves afterwards. Hope you can identify poison ivy!

Good luck! You sound like me— I am due in October, and don't want an epidural. I'm debating whether I want to go with a midwife or stick with my OB, but I sure as hell want to be in a hospital. Things can go South pretty quickly, and I don't want to mess around with having to get from a midwife center to actual…

Congratufuckinglations!!!!!

That and non-circumcisers. I don't care what you do to your baby's penis, but do you have to preach about it?

Were any of them ghosts?

Hahahaaha, I love that attitude. And who knows? Maybe your water really cares!

I mean, she is unabashedly saying that she thinks playing music will change water. How can you not love that?

I effing love this shit. How can you NOT like Gwyneth? This has made my day. The positivity of this has made all the water in my body happy.

Racist.

Emma, you're NEVER going to be able to get a job with an English degree. Trust me.

Derrrr : "Don't ask to look like a celebrity. Look like you". This place is called ModelFit. I'm confused.

SO good.

Strong point.

I love them tooo!!!!

A wise, wise move.