That is literally the exact same tile I have in my bathroom. Come over any time.

<3 u

I'm not normally nit-picky, but that sentence is driving me nuts.

Dude, in regards to the HFCS link in the quote, check out the Princeton research lab:

Now this is a good theory. I like it. Vengeful Ghost 4 da win.

No, I saw that, too.

You da best.

I don't think I've ever heard her talk in real life. I like her. I didn't like her based on absolutely nothing, but now I like her.

I. Love. You. I love you. You are perfect. Never change (you, not Freelee).

I was upset last night. My dog is sleeping under my bed right now and his bed is 5 feet away. I love dogs.

I fall for the toxin thing all the time and have to talk myself out of it. It SOUNDS real and then I think "but no. no no no."

I could not even read this whole thing, so strong was my urge to say that Diane looks like the FUCKING GOBLIN KING!

I think "MARcus" in Hugh Grant's voice, too.

You and the bun hit the beach this week, Callie? Missed ya, gurl.

I just love that you called him Marcus.

Hahaha.

Someone is going to make fun of you for this comment. Just sayin'.

ew

Baby? Babe. Babe. Babe? Baby. Baby! Babe.

Okay, gotcha, thanks! As long as I'm not missing something.