Sorry to come in late, but do you just use calendula cream? People have been recommending calendula to me for various reasons, and that's the only form (? weird word) I can find it in.

Maaaaaark! I only just nailed the hand-boobs on Ego!

That's a very good point. I hadn't thought of that.

They are absolutely children's pants.

Okay, everyone's talking about Lily Allen, and that's very important, but I'm trying to scrounge up an outfit and get my brother to walk around arm-in-arm with me dressed like this:

Yikes again.

Yikes, absolute power much??

Finally! A sweater with sleeves for all of my arms!

I am unimpressed with this "invention". Unimpressed and hungry.

Baileys?

That is awesome!

I like the taste, hate the aftermath.

They are 49 cents where I live. What can I do to help?

Feel awful after I ate falafel? You are correct.

I used to have a shirt that said Falafel on the front and Feel Awful on the back.

Wat.

Wow, this is incredibly sad.

Well, that and stabbing food wasters!

No, that finger.

"For breakfast I'll have spaghetti or beans on toast with ketchup"